Not everything.bourbon makes all things tolerable!
at least most things!Not everything.
I'm hoping your wife was adopted so as to not have acquired the genetic defects to what sounds like can only be described as something worse than Downs Syndrome from the parental units.Almost forgot this gem…
FIL parks in a odd place.
He likes parking literally right up against some construction materials.
Mind you, I’ve got a million other places for him to park.
At any rate, last week’s winds blew some boards over into his car, breaking the back window.
You’d think he would find another place to park.
You’d be wrong for thinking this…he keeps parking there, more crap keeps falling onto his car, and he keeps blowing a gasket when it does.
Technically her step-dad so I’ve got that going for me LOLI'm hoping your wife was adopted so as to not have acquired the genetic defects to what sounds like can only be described as something worse than Downs Syndrome from the parental units.
Technically her step-dad so I’ve got that going for me LOL
Bad day today…but good for updates to this thread LOL
MIL has some eye issue, looks like pinkeye.
Pharmacist told her to quarantine at home, and it’ll clear up in a few days.
So she’s here washing all of the babies’ toys and Mrs Pronstar blows a gasket.
“You have pinkeye, stop touching things!”
“The pharmacist told me to isolate at home so that’s what I’m doing.”
“Did you tell the pharmacist that you now live in a house full of people including babies?”
“No”.
“Of course you didn’t, the pharmacist still thinks you and dad live alone. You need to stay inside your room until your eye is better”.
“The pharmacist didn’t say that…”
You can imagine how the rest of that convo went…
There more to come once I get Stetson to sleep, so stay tuned…
Nope, I’d much rather get my garage conversion done so we can have a small bit of separation.Would you rather see them both living in assisted living?