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You are blessed.
Did I tell y’all about the time my Bride ran all of my cast Iron through a dishwasher ? Or the time she put dish soap in a friend’s dishwasher in McAllen ?
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I put Tide in my dishwasher once as I was out of dishwasher soap . I had 5 times the soap bubbles. I think I had to do 4 rinse cycles to get it all out.When their apartment/garage conversion was being built, I asked my MIL to stop washing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
Tonight, we had a big dinner for Dani the au pair, tomorrow is her last day.
I had to put the kids to sleep, MIL decided to “help” with the dishes.
Now my kitchen is flooded with soapy water.
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Why not let the vet do it?…I had to put the kids to sleep..
*Reminds self* Did I order that rimshot emoji?Why not let the vet do it?
Tell him the doctor is Santa Claus.My youngest, Rowdy, turns 2 in November…he’s still getting the hang of the “let’s go to the doctor” routine
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Have a fun one from my retired neighbor.
He got a C8 Corvette about a year ago, and he loves driving around the neighborhood, revving the motor like a teenager.
He’s also super random. Called me one day to ask me how much a jet airliner weighs…
Got a call this morning. He wants to take me riding around in his Corvette while he runs errands and gets a car wash.
I told him I really can’t…I work from home, we have kids, yada yea
He says let’s do it Saturday!
I declined.
He got annoyed and hung up on me