President Biden to arrive in Houston Monday. Nobody knows why.

[Chupacabra Hunter]

First beryl, then this solid week of rain, then harris, now biden...

Can't a natural disaster hit somewhere else this month?

Hopefully no more hurricanes up your way to Houston…


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[Moonpie]

You would first need a viable host to receive said transplant.

Abby Someone?

 

[Rafe]

Forgot about this thread. Posted in a different topic what I know of the Dynamic Duo's Texas schedule this week.

Brandon will be in Houston today only for a few hours, and then Austin gets him. Lucky you, Austin. He will attempt to read a teleprompter at the LBJ Library late this afternoon.

Harris is making her third trip to Texas this month; never went to the border, but can sure get here for campaign photo ops. She's arriving in Houston Wednesday and will deliver a televised eulogy for Sheila Jackson Lee on Thursday. If it's her usual word salad, it should be...interesting.

So the president and vice president will not be in the same cities at the same time. I don't think they have any other Texas stops on this junket.

 

[Tnhawk]

He's coming to Austin Monday too, along with RFKjr...

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New Ben & Jerry's locations opening?

 

[2ManyGuns]

Forgot about this thread. Posted in a different topic what I know of the Dynamic Duo's Texas schedule this week.

Brandon will be in Houston today only for a few hours, and then Austin gets him. Lucky you, Austin. He will attempt to read a teleprompter at the LBJ Library late this afternoon.

Harris is making her third trip to Texas this month; never went to the border, but can sure get here for campaign photo ops. She's arriving in Houston Wednesday and will deliver a televised eulogy for Sheila Jackson Lee on Thursday. If it's her usual word salad, it should be...interesting.

So the president and vice president will not be in the same cities at the same time. I don't think they have any other Texas stops on this junket.

The eulogy should be short, "She-Jack was a fu cking idiot, I'm glad we can now put someone brilliant in office, someone more AOC like. CACKLE, CACKLE, CACKLE."

 

[zackmars]

The eulogy should be short, "She-Jack was a fu cking idiot, I'm glad we can now put someone brilliant in office, someone more AOC like. CACKLE, CACKLE, CACKLE."

Nah. Harris wouldn't say that. She would only speak in circular, abstract yet meaningless statements.

She'd also laugh way more than that

 

[Rafe]

Nah. Harris wouldn't say that. She would only speak in circular, abstract yet meaningless statements.

"We gather here today to honor and celebrate the life of an extraordinary woman. Because to honor is important. It is important to all of us, as is being extraordinary. To be both honorable and extraordinary is of even greater importance. An importance that we all can see but few will ever achieve. Let us celebrate this importance together. Today. Today we will, together, importantly honor and celebrate."

 

[foszoe]

Pretty sure nobody on AF1 even knows.

 

[Tnhawk]

Forgot about this thread. Posted in a different topic what I know of the Dynamic Duo's Texas schedule this week.

Brandon will be in Houston today only for a few hours, and then Austin gets him. Lucky you, Austin. He will attempt to read a teleprompter at the LBJ Library late this afternoon.

Harris is making her third trip to Texas this month; never went to the border, but can sure get here for campaign photo ops. She's arriving in Houston Wednesday and will deliver a televised eulogy for Sheila Jackson Lee on Thursday. If it's her usual word salad, it should be...interesting.

So the president and vice president will not be in the same cities at the same time. I don't think they have any other Texas stops on this junket.

The Governor should have them arrested the minute they land within the border of Texas.

 

[Eastexasrick]

"We gather here today to honor and celebrate the life of an extraordinary woman. Because to honor is important. It is important to all of us, as is being extraordinary. To be both honorable and extraordinary is of even greater importance. An importance that we all can see but few will ever achieve. Let us celebrate this importance together. Today. Today we will, together, importantly honor and celebrate."

WOW, so you are writing her speeches! To avoid spewing ( more of) this beer, I will sign off now

 

[zackmars]

WOW, so you are writing her speeches! To avoid spewing ( more of) this beer, I will sign off now

Nah. He's not her speech writer, not enough laughing.

 

[Otto_Mation]

Nah. He's not her speech writer, not enough laughing.

You could also find half ass find meaning in it. @Rafe, if you are going to be Cameltoe's speech writer you will need to dumb it down a bit.

 

[zackmars]

You could also find half ass find meaning in it. @Rafe, if you are going to be Cameltoe's speech writer you will need to dumb it down a bit.

This is fun. Let me try

"Here where i am at is where i have been. HAHAHAHA Today is a day of moruning where we mourn the passing today of Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee HAHAHAHAHA. She, having been undone by what is done is not here where i have been to mourn with us HAHAHAHAHAHA"

 

[Rafe]

WOW, so you are writing her speeches! To avoid spewing ( more of) this beer, I will sign off now

What? No! That was a partial transcript of her actual, planned eulogy that was leaked on the internet.

(It's scary easy to impersonate KH word salad. Just start with a seemingly reasonable sentence or two, hone in on two or three words--or things, e.g., a school bus--and like @zackmars said, just drive it all around in a meaningless circle for a few loops.)

 

[Rafe]

Nah. He's not her speech writer, not enough laughing.

The cackles are spontaneous. They aren't scripted. Otherwise, while reading the teleprompter she might start saying, "insert grating cackle noise here."

 

[no2gates]

Nah. Harris wouldn't say that. She would only speak in circular, abstract yet meaningless statements.

She'd also laugh way more than that

She died from death. Death is the leading cause of death. The past is the past and death is the future.

 

[zackmars]

The cackles are spontaneous. They aren't scripted. Otherwise, while reading the teleprompter she might start saying, "insert grating cackle noise here."

Nah thats the other incompetent person in the WH

 

[zackmars]

She died from death. Death is the leading cause of death. The past is the past and death is the future.

"The past is yesterday and tomorrow yesterday will be today's today in the past. Had Sheila Jackson Lee not died, she wouldn't have died via death."

 

[Rafe]

"The past is yesterday and tomorrow yesterday will be today's today in the past. Had Sheila Jackson Lee not died, she wouldn't have died via death."

None of can really do justice to the real deal; our minds simply aren't wired that way...

 

[zackmars]

None of can really do justice to the real deal; our minds simply aren't wired that way...

Trying to write like that feels like I'm trying to pass a kidney stone.