12.) Don't tell him/her how much important you are than them.
When you get stopped, the best thing you can do is get out of your vehicle, confidently walk back to the police car, tell the officer he better take his shit and go somewhere else cause shits about to get real if he don't.
Watch him sternly as he drives away, then get back in your vehicle and go about your business.
Love it.
Completely sober, I can't do anything that cowboy did, including reciting the alphabet backwards.
Another reason why I refuse to drive after any amount of alcohol.