People hoarding toilet paper and water again

[Lead Belly]

Bidet.

A bidet is what civilized people clean their backside with. If you got dog crap on your arm, you wouldn't wipe it off with a paper napkin, you'd wash it. A serviceable bidet starts at $30. Especially great for women and hairy dudes.

 

[Tblack89]

Bidet.

A bidet is what civilized people clean their backside with. If you got dog crap on your arm, you wouldn't wipe it off with a paper napkin, you'd wash it. A serviceable bidet starts at $30. Especially great for women and hairy dudes.

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It’d be a cold day in hell before you catch me spraying my ass with a water hose. Use some leaves like a respectable Texan, now we know to never drink from your water hose.

 

[no2gates]

Friend sent me a pic of the big haul he made the other day at grocery store and Home Depot as he feared the strike. He even wiped out the canned soups. An already paranoid moron, things like this set him off. I told him that some single Mom is going to come in wanting some soup to feed her kids for supper but he has it all stashed in a closet. Folks, if you're going to hoard do it a little at a time, not gang bang the stores all at once like maniacs.

AMEN!!! I wish everyone else had the common sense that you have.

 

[MountainGirl]

It’d be a cold day in hell before you catch me spraying my ass with a water hose. Use some leaves like a respectable Texan, now we know to never drink from your water hose.

Leaves are too scratchy.

 

[no2gates]

Leaves are too scratchy.
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Trailer trash bidet?

 

[MountainGirl]

Trailer trash bidet?

Whatever it takes.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

Magnolia leaves could prevent these types of Hoardages.

 

[Mohawk600]

It’d be a cold day in hell before you catch me spraying my ass with a water hose. Use some leaves like a respectable Texan, now we know to never drink from your water hose.

so what do you do in the shower..........wet down the corn cobs from the outhouse????........roflmao

 

[Tblack89]

so what do you do in the shower..........wet down the corn cobs from the outhouse????........roflmao

I wash my ass like a normal person, I don’t ride the shower head, apparently you do handstands in the shower or brokeback mountain the wand.

 

[Gordo]

Be more like your dog...

Just watch out for sand burs, or fire ants.

 

[Mohawk600]

I wash my ass like a normal person, I don’t ride the shower head, apparently you do handstands in the shower or brokeback mountain the wand.

That's quite an imagination.........you've obviously been there...done that.

 

[Tblack89]

That's quite an imagination.........you've obviously been there...done that.

Na bro, my shower has no homosexual attachments.