It’d be a cold day in hell before you catch me spraying my ass with a water hose. Use some leaves like a respectable Texan, now we know to never drink from your water hose.Bidet.
A bidet is what civilized people clean their backside with. If you got dog crap on your arm, you wouldn't wipe it off with a paper napkin, you'd wash it. A serviceable bidet starts at $30. Especially great for women and hairy dudes.
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