Texasgordo
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I had zonked out in my chair during the lead up when I heard her say "God speed". BAM! I was awake.
Never heard of someone falling asleep during that
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I had zonked out in my chair during the lead up when I heard her say "God speed". BAM! I was awake.
Pepper balls. No kidding.
I had a testicle amputated and a piece of my ass-skin grafted onto my dick to replace a chunk that was ballistically amputated when a mopey 19 year old, angry he had to carry a SAW and a mortar baseplate (baseplate was punishment for a previous fuckup), nd’d said SAW while clearing it improperly behind me. A single round had been left in the chamber, somehow, and knicked the inside of my left thigh before hitting my scrotum and the tip of my dick before finding its final resting place in our squad’s tv, ruining a game of black ops zombies and nearly killing another mopey 19 year old. I did not get a Purple Heart but I did get to do a bunch of ketamine, which was nice. Not so nice is that I couldn’t get a boner for three years and spent my entire second deployment unable to Jack off.
My family and friends think I don’t tell war stories because I saw some awful shit and it changed me. Aside from the morons I loved the army though, loved afghanistan and living in a shitty plywood and dirt bunker and shitting in a 55 gallon drum. It’s like camping but every now and then you get to drop a mortar on some fool who doesn’t know how to read. I don’t tell war stories because I feel like people won’t understand how I can find things like this so funny, and think I’m a freak.
Thanks for letting me share.
Hit the snooze. I think you need a few more hours sleep there bud.
Phuc with a story like that hard to believe you didn't get a shot at making porn like John Bobbet!I had a testicle amputated and a piece of my ass-skin grafted onto my dick to replace a chunk that was ballistically amputated when a mopey 19 year old, angry he had to carry a SAW and a mortar baseplate (baseplate was punishment for a previous fuckup), nd’d said SAW while clearing it improperly behind me. A single round had been left in the chamber, somehow, and knicked the inside of my left thigh before hitting my scrotum and the tip of my dick before finding its final resting place in our squad’s tv, ruining a game of black ops zombies and nearly killing another mopey 19 year old. I did not get a Purple Heart but I did get to do a bunch of ketamine, which was nice. Not so nice is that I couldn’t get a boner for three years and spent my entire second deployment unable to Jack off.
My family and friends think I don’t tell war stories because I saw some awful shit and it changed me. Aside from the morons I loved the army though, loved afghanistan and living in a shitty plywood and dirt bunker and shitting in a 55 gallon drum. It’s like camping but every now and then you get to drop a mortar on some fool who doesn’t know how to read. I don’t tell war stories because I feel like people won’t understand how I can find things like this so funny, and think I’m a freak.
Thanks for letting me share.
it can only go in one way.
Just cant get the ass end in though.
I’m looking for a Romanian dong
Grease the jamb and push. The payoff will be worth the effort.
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Sure, but can you handle it?
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(You don't know how long I've been waiting for that term to migrate over to here from the AK boards)
You need Jesus.
It was a good 11-12 inch long & those batons were wooden not rubber.
No imagination!it can only go in one way.
That's damn funny!!! SP is still F***'d up in the head . . . but funnyGrease the jamb and push. The payoff will be worth the effort.Just cant get the ass end in though.
Please! He needs no encouragement.That's damn funny!!! SP is still F***'d up in the head . . . but funny
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