Out Of context Quote Thread

[Texasgordo]

Dammit!

 

[Coiled]

Another lost love?

 

[Texasgordo]

I'm not a big guy

We don't need to know that

 

[Southpaw]

I stopped eating out

 

[easy rider]

That's about the size of it.

So size does matter to you huh?

 

[Texasgordo]

You still up for a barrel trade?

More code talking....

 

[Coiled]

 

[vmax]

Forget about the woman.........how is the camel

Perv

 

[Coiled]

We don't need to know that

I hope your winkiedoo gets stuck in the napkin ring next time you're doing place settings at your 2nd job.

 

[BRD@66]

...... Cold weather seemed to make it harder but I still made a little $.

Thanks for the info. I'm taking notes here.

 

[Pops1955]

Thanks for the info. I'm taking notes here.

your welcome

 

[kbaxter60]

I'd give it a lick.

You do know that voids your warranty?

 

[easy rider]

Jeez my sleep has been sucking.

Please don't go into details on your dreams.

 

[Texasgordo]

I'm converting to 'lefty'.

Slow down or you'll end up blind.

 

[easy rider]

3K small pistol primers

3K of these would be like the weight of an AR-15 I once picked up:

How much do the small ones weigh?

 

[Southpaw]

We should all ask ourselves: if we came home late at night, and found a large strange man in our home, how would we respond? What if you were a small woman?

Would you stand and chat? Or, something else?

Something else with the small woman might be fun.

Fail!!! I completely read that wrong

 

[Southpaw]

a girl I was dating at the time sat on it turned it on (keep in mind this was about noon)

 

[Texasgordo]

****it was lame

 

[Texasgordo]

I'm glad your organ is healthy.

You were really worried about that .

 

[Texasgordo]

Dude,it is clearly evident in The Penis Code