I hope that the red flag google bots that are crawling the net, read this whole thread before assessing your contribution.All I know is I finally get to kill somebody. (Stripes movie quote).
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I hope that the red flag google bots that are crawling the net, read this whole thread before assessing your contribution.All I know is I finally get to kill somebody. (Stripes movie quote).
My name's Francis Sawyer... but everyone calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis... I'll kill ya. I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff... I'll kill ya. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me... I'll kill ya.
Better?I hope that the red flag google bots that are crawling the net, read this whole thread before assessing your contribution.
Better?
Harsh.Too late. As punishment you have to move to Odessa.
15 miles away is too close now, count me a fugitive.Too late. As punishment you have to move to Odessa.
Yes. & I fixed my quote.Better?
So much funny stuff in that movie.
I love the poker scene where John Candy is teaching the how to play. But Candy always wins.
Got to AIT after graduating basic training on a friday afternoon, and was released until PT monday morning. That night some of the instructors and students were playing poker in the common area, and it was mostly going the way it did in Stripes: The NCOs were cleaning up.
I shied away from playing when I first walked by at about 1900, but when I came back through about 0100 the privates were all gone and it was just 3 NCOs left. They begged me to play, and when I said I only had $10 left until payday (a lie) the senior NCO handed me a $20 and said I could pay him back on payday if I lost it. It took less than 2 hours and I had almost every penny on the table in my pile.
I was (very quietly) smug about it, but it turned out that taking the platoon sergeant's money (and the S3's and S4's) isn't the smartest thing a pfc can do...but it took me quite a while to figure that out.