NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[contender buff]

Good morning y’all !

 

[Whistler]

Mornin' y'all!

Happy Friday!

Happy Navy Day!

 

[toddnjoyce]

Howdy

 

[prisondoc]

Mornin

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[Fishkiller]

Good Morning Texicans

 

[kbaxter60]

Mornin' peeps.
Looks like we made it!
;-)

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Morning all

What he said...

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

 

[crystalphoto]

g'mornin' y'all...

 

[karlac]

Morning

 

[General Zod]

Gooooooooooood MORNING TGT!!!

 

[jimbo]

Morning

 

[jimbo]

YES, before you pass them!
I went to watch a High School football game tonight, just got home. I could see my Grand Daughter cheering, and could read the players numbers. Called the Dr. today and scheduled the other eye.

Yes it is amazing. Hope we both do as well on the other eye. Mine is next Tuesday 10/31

 

[General Zod]

Latest telemarketer fun:


Me. "Hello."

Him: "Allo?" (THICK Hindi accent)

Me. "Hello."

"Allo?"

"Spit it out , son."

"Ah...yes, dis is Natan wit Healthcare Services-"

"Nathan with Healthcare Services, how did you get this number? This is a secure line."

"But...dis is Natan wit Healthcare Services and we are-"

"Do you not understand me, Nathan? You have called a secure, classified line. How the hell did you get this number?"

"It...um...it is in our Senior Database...and..."

"It better not be in any damn database, son! I suggest you get it out of your database and forget this conversation ever happened."

"I...will put you on our do not call list..."

"And forget we ever spoke."

"Yes, sir." CLICK.

 

[Coiled]

Had one the other day, remembered your fun and did my best Zod impersonation. Female with dot Indian accent.

Ring ring ... I clicked but didn't speak

Her after MANY seconds - *Hello?*
More silence from me, repeat 2 or 3 times

Me - yeah

Her - This Gertrude (or WTF ever she said) with Howie, Dewey & Bilkem insurance ....

Me- interrupting, *Ok, it's done, now what?*

She carries on with the script

Me raising voice to interrupt - *they're all dead, now what?*

Gerti is good - *I'm sorry for your misfortune. Our current rate system is .....

Me hollering - *They're all dead, just like YOU wanted, NOW WHAT!?


There was a couple more rounds but you get the idea and, it IS fun, thanks! Lol

 

[country_boy]

What in world is going on?
Extreme traffic from Rockwall all the way down to Georgetown!!!!!! Good grief!!!
Ridiculous!!!!

 

[General Zod]

What in world is going on?
Extreme traffic from Rockwall all the way down to Georgetown!!!!!! Good grief!!!
Ridiculous!!!!

How long did the trip take?

 

[Axxe55]

I'M HOPING MY VEHICL SHOPPING IS AT AN END FINALL FOUND A 2011DODGE DAKOTA THAT APPEALS TO ME! AND HOPEFULLY A NEWER GOL CART

 

[country_boy]

Normally it’s a 6 hour drive one way but it took an extra hour plus to get home.

 

[vmax]

What's up with these young Mexican boys wanting to look like Spock?
There are a few like this in Abilene
Mostly I see them working in restaurants
It's a weird ass way to cut your hair if you ask me
Maybe they are all Trekies and I just don't know?
Yeah..I snagged this from a mugshot ..lol