NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[MountainGirl]

Is today range day?

No, but yesterday sure was.

 

[Moonpie]

No, but yesterday sure was.

 

[TxStetson]

Howdy Folks. Evidently we had a cold front blow in this morning. We didn’t break 100° until after noon Today.

 

[vmax]

When i'm driving with google maps on and the voice says, "there is a speed trap of ahead"
Well automatically in my head I think..

Selma Town
But no local yokel gonna shut me down..

 

[Axxe55]

When i'm driving with google maps on and the voice says, "there is a speed trap of ahead"
Well automatically in my head I think..

Selma Town
But no local yokel gonna shut me down..

there is a small town in east texas called wells that is notorious for their speed traps i use to travel through there a lot for service calls and always minded my speed!

 

[vmax]

there is a small town in east texas called wells that is notorious for their speed traps i use to travel through there a lot for service calls and always minded my speed!

My post was about an old Steve Earle song called Guitar Town
It's from the lyrics in the song

 

[General Zod]

My post was about an old Steve Earle song called Guitar Town
It's from the lyrics in the song

The lyrics are accurate though - Selma has been notorious as a speed trap since at least the 70s.

 

[Eastexasrick]

The lyrics are accurate though - Selma has been notorious as a speed trap since at least the 70s.

Selma, in the 70s was also a good place to scare the $#it out of you, at 2AM when you stop at a run down gas station because ya gotta piss so bad your eyes are floating.

 

[General Zod]

Selma, in the 70s was also a good place to scare the $#it out of you, at 2AM when you stop at a run down gas station because ya gotta piss so bad your eyes are floating.

Early in my marriage I was driving my wife's best friend up from Austin to Dallas. Lisa was pregnant and as a result we were stopping about every 45 minutes for bathroom breaks. Not long after we passed Hillsboro on I-35, she sighed and announced the need for yet another potty break, and the only place we could do it was...Carl's Corner.

Now I don't know if many of you ever stopped there before Willie Nelson bought it out, and was then bought out by Petro, but when Carl his-self owned and ran Carl's Corner, well it was something else. It was a convenience store straight out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, complete with display cases full of roadkill skulls for sale. I shit you not. And in the back...there was a topless bar. Lisa's eyes got big and she huddled up against me as we walked in and took stock of the place, but her bladder would not be denied so she took my hand and we found our way back to the bathrooms. We looked at the closed doors to the topless bar for a second, looked at each other, and shook our heads. We just didn't want to know.

She later told me she seriously considered having me go into the bathroom with her and guard the outside of the stall. When we related the tale to my wife later, the best description either of us could come up with for the store was "inbred, redneck, cousin-fucking hell".

 

[Eastexasrick]

She later told me she seriously considered having me go into the bathroom with her and guard the outside of the stall. When we related the tale to my wife later, the best description either of us could come up with for the store was "inbred, redneck, cousin-fucking hell".

Been there, and did that, with my wife, same place.

 

[Eastexasrick]

100 degrees, 68% relative humidity, in the piney woods. Luna has the right idea, a nap under the A/C vent.

 

[General Zod]

Been there, and did that, with my wife, same place.

Like something out of a direct-to-VHS slasher movie, wasn't it?

 

[Eastexasrick]

Like something out of a direct-to-VHS slasher movie, wasn't it?

Yes, unreal, just like that.

 

[msharley]

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Saturday...will be our monthly IDPA "type" (FUN FACTOR is really high) Match...

Indiana Bow & Gun. Shelocta, Pa.

Starts 09:30 or tenish?

 

[DallasCMT]

... and the only place we could do it was...Carl's Corner.

Ah.. didn't they have the dancing frogs on the roof? I think Carl got them from a bar that closed, in Dallas.

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[Cool 'Horn Luke]

Good morning everyone! Wednesday + HOT = weekend can't get here fast enough!

 

[Wudidiz]

Good mornin fellow gun toters. I need a bit more Zzzz's..

 

[dsgrey]

Morning. Cooled down to 84.7 at almost 4am. I miss the mornings in the 70s.

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

 

[paknheat]

Morning, not as warm out this morning. Chickens & the barn cat are appreciating it.


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