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[will083031]

Don't know the validity of this story but here it is.
This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here Blog Archive Meet Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich

 

[Dcav]

Wow so wrong

 

[San Antone RR]

Wow. Bloused boots, more ribbons and decorations than Audie Murphy AND a Green Beret? The MPs that escorted him off base shoulda snatched those ribbons off him. I feel sorry for his son.

 

[majormadmax]

Idiot.

 

[1rightguy]

Douche.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Hilarious!
I thought all the fakers were MOH Marines and Navy Seals. Is this something new?

This dude wasn't even particularly creative!
"I'm gonna dress up as...

...a random Air Force guy!?"

I suppose the Army Green Beret and super HSLD desert boots were supposed to signify him being from the special SPECIAL operations group that absolutely no one had heard of.
Don't even get me started on all his ribbons, badges, and crap.

I wonder if he had his LOA's and CertComs folded neatly in his pockets?

The following is SO appropriate here:

 

[robertc1216]

Looks like he grabbed one of every ribbon on the shelf. Should bring him to all the units he was pretending to be a part of, and then be beat mercilessly

 

[Texasjack]

He left off the medal from Star Fleet Academy.

Wow! Some serious mental problems there.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

He left off the medal from Star Fleet Academy.

Wow! Some serious mental problems there.

LOL!!!

...fuckin' "Starfleet Academy"!

 

[Texas1911]

Fail city.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Fail city.

City?

HELL!
That dude's from a parallel FAIL-iverse!
This guy went to the PX and said "I'll take one of everything!"

 

[orbitup]

Wow!

At least he showed a little restraint with his rank.

 

[woolleyworm]

Wow!

At least he showed a little restraint with his rank.

LMAO Yeah, they were probably out of Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force rank insignia on his PX run. I hope this a-hole gets what is coming to him!

 

[LilIrishTemper]

WTF? The Air Force is issuing CIB's now? Thats it I quit.

lol, he's even got unit awards mixed in with indvidual awards. High speed, low drag......

 

[nalioth]

Isn't that a woman's jacket?

Where are the top pockets?

 

[Medic218]

not to mention badges and ribbons from different branches that you cant even get in the AF

 

[orbitup]

An ascot would have really tied it all together.

 

[Skip]

An ascot would have really tied it all together.

His elevator surely doesn't reach the top floor...

 

[LilIrishTemper]

An ascot would have really tied it all together.

Would'a blended right in with all the other shit he's wearing.

 

[orbitup]

Would'a blended right in with all the other shit he's wearing.

Don't laugh but I used to wear a yellow ascot and yellow laces when I was in the drum & bugle corps in the Air Force.