just "how" wierd are ya., a study in eccentricities..

[GlockOwner]

The irony is killing me.

I so saw that on page 1. lol

I wish I was as smart as you two fellers

 

[pistolpadre]

A few words on bathroom etticate.. if your not pay'n for the water. DUH.. 'curtisy flush' .. on the dry paper issue.. I don't get the wipes, unless they can be flushed.. but I do agree with wet TP as a final step.. not a lot of issue about 'how' since your sitting on top of a bowl full of water.. using 'just' enough TP is sorta like a camp fire.. amatures and kids use way to much wood and TP..

Long distance backpacking taught me that going commando was THE most sanitary way, but only if you stay clean..no soap (exigent showers) but lots of water, nothing causes germs as much as 'little pants' .. on germs, your own will NOT make you sick.. everyone else's will..

Pull your pants up over your knees when in a stall.. having pants, 'little pants' socks and who knows what else on display is an invitation to lose your lunch money.. and I'm hoping all you dads out there are teaching kids the NO talk NO look men's room rule number one..

Scrub like a surgical procedure before leaving, and yep use a paper towel on the door handle (if not a foot)..

In edit.. spelling errors were all intensional ... a little involved.. consider it a PSA.. like everything else, a right way, and a wrong way..

 

[40Arpent]

I don't get the wipes, unless they can be flushed..

Gotta have a high-HP toilet, but yes, I flush them.

 

[40Arpent]

I joined this club a few years ago

Welcome to the club. LOL

I sure hope you don't give live demonstrations as part of the conversion process....

I think it's self-explanatory enough.

 

[General Zod]

Well, this topic went right into the crapper...

 

[Blind Sniper]

One other weird quirk I have - I refuse to put -anything- in my back pockets. For me they're just awkward to reach, and because of how I dress, it would make sitting down a literal pain in the ass. I'll stuff everything into the front two pockets of my jeans, or I'll wear cargos.

 

[stdreb27]

A few words on bathroom etticate.. if your not pay'n for the water. DUH.. 'curtisy flush' .. on the dry paper issue.. I don't get the wipes, unless they can be flushed.. but I do agree with wet TP as a final step.. not a lot of issue about 'how' since your sitting on top of a bowl full of water.. using 'just' enough TP is sorta like a camp fire.. amatures and kids use way to much wood and TP..

Long distance backpacking taught me that going commando was THE most sanitary way, but only if you stay clean..no soap (exigent showers) but lots of water, nothing causes germs as much as 'little pants' .. on germs, your own will NOT make you sick.. everyone else's will..

Pull your pants up over your knees when in a stall.. having pants, 'little pants' socks and who knows what else on display is an invitation to lose your lunch money.. and I'm hoping all you dads out there are teaching kids the NO talk NO look men's room rule number one..

Scrub like a surgical procedure before leaving, and yep use a paper towel on the door handle (if not a foot)..

In edit.. spelling errors were all intensional ... a little involved.. consider it a PSA.. like everything else, a right way, and a wrong way..

And don't make eye contact with me when you're holding little Johnny.

 

[pistolpadre]

And don't make eye contact wiif me when you're holding little Johnny.

Never had that happen, the perks of not being male model material!

 

[azkcr]

Gotta have a koozee if I drink beer. If I don't have a koozee, then I drink whiskey.
Weird, but it happens.

 

[AKM]

One of my old neighbors would drop his pants/boxers to his ankles, and pull his shirt up to his chin in public restrooms and if someone looked at him he would start yelling "Meat gazer" and "Stranger Danger" at them....I pretended I didn't know him a lot.

 

[benenglish]

... I wipe my butt with toilet paper, then finish with wet wipes. ...

I joined this club a few years ago

Have you enhanced your plumbing at home, yet?

 

[GlockOwner]

Have you enhanced your plumbing at home, yet?

haven't ever used one of those....not sure i enjoy the thought of something going UP my bum

 

[Andy]

I'm a Brit who was raised with and loves firearms - and loathes Piers Morgan for the jumped-up little twerp that he is with every fiber of my being.

Am I weird?

 

[breakingcontact]

I'm a Brit who was raised with and loves firearms - and loathes Piers Morgan for the jumped-up little twerp that he is with every fiber of my being.

Am I weird?

Brit...firearms? You were raised in S Africa, NZ, Aus?

Without Life there can be no Liberty.

 

[vmax]

I will wake up and go out side and check the garage door thinking it was left up accidently.

 

[Vaquero]

I will wake up and go out side and check the garage door thinking it was left up accidently.

Thankfully I can see mine through a window. I do check it though.

 

[vmax]

Thankfully I can see mine through a window. I do check it though.

It got left up one night and I came out and found it up with my chain saws and all my tools exposed. I was lucky because it was around the holidays

It freaked me out and it made me paranoid about leaving it up

 

[benenglish]

... Piers Morgan ... the jumped-up little twerp ...

Am I weird?

The only thing that makes you weird is knowing how to use "jumped-up".

 

[Andy]

Brit...firearms? You were raised in S Africa, NZ, Aus?

Brit-born, but raised in South Africa.

The only thing that makes you weird is knowing how to use "jumped-up".

I blame my upbringing, Ben

 

[556.45.12]

Gotta have a koozee if I drink beer. If I don't have a koozee, then I drink whiskey.
Weird, but it happens.

Coozies are for people who sip beer. My beer never stays in my hand long enough to get warm.

I keep at least two concealed weapons in every room in my house and shower with a titanium neck knife. I also spend a lot of time making improvised weaponry and testing them out on old fruit and a broken down Ford Ranger. Does that make me eccentric or just a normal TGT member?

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I derive some sort of sick pleasure from convincing a room full of people of some absolutely ridiculous non-fact (the more unbelievable the better) and basking in the "oohs and ahhs" before letting them know that I was just bullshitting.