I'm now a Married Man

[Freedom1911]

Congrats to you and the Misses
May you and yours have a life of love and happiness, and many lottery winnings

 

[TexasRedneck]

Nuthin' like resurrectin' a 4 mo-old thread.....View attachment 3471.View attachment 3470

 

[Texas42]

At least I'm still married.

: )

 

[ROGER4314]

TO BIG'S WIFE:

Where the heck have you guys been? You are missed!

Flash

 

[TexasRedneck]

At least I'm still married.

: )

Go buy another gun and come back an' say that.....View attachment 3472

 

[308nato]

At least I'm still married.

: )

Are you ranting about it or raving.

 

[Wolfwood]

Go buy another gun and come back an' say that.....View attachment 3472

roflamo.

i didnt realize this was an odl thread either. hah!

 

[proforguns]

What does she shoot? I mean, thats why you married her, right?

 

[TexasRedneck]

What does she shoot? I mean, thats why you married her, right?

Ah could so say sumthin' here....but don't know the lady well enough ta know iffen she'd laugh her head off or slap me 'til ah looked like Wolfie....

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

o great guru

My condolences!
Let me explain.

A man married can not say what he thinks nor can he ever be caught making a negative comment about his "Better" half. This is not allowed in the Wife" rule book.

Those of us that gave their wife the "boot" can speak freely as we once did before.

Marriage is a wonderful thing but you can never be "YOUR OWN MAN' again because any man that has been married a while will tell you this - "If mama's not happy - nobodies happy".

I sincerely wish you the best and many happy years together.

These are the basic rules of marriage - learn them and they will serve you well!
Rule #1 Keep mama happy!
Rule #2 Never argue with mama!
Rule #3 Mama is always right.
Rule #4 It was you faults no matter what.
Rule #5 Your old friends are exactly that "your "OLD" friends.
Rule #6 When life sucks its because you did not follow rule #1

nuff said

 

[Wolfwood]

Ah could so say sumthin' here....but don't know the lady well enough ta know iffen she'd laugh her head off or slap me 'til ah looked like Wolfie....

!!!

Rolfmao


hey, who wants to go tot eh titty bar!?

oh... wrong thread.