Moss_Berg5150
Active Member
So I decided not to go out to my usual range of choice and stopped into the local bullet dodging place and to test out a couple of reloads, plus I didn’t feel like making the drive for just a few minutes of shooting. Anyway, as I was packing up, in walked about three of the hottest girls I had seen… well let’s just say… that I had seen all day! I mean they were all dolled, up long legs, short clothes and nice rumps… anyway you get the picture. Needless to say, I slowed down my packing a bit cause I wanted to see the redhead in the high heels with the big butt try to shoot the Springfield XD she carried in. A few seconds later… in come their escorts or boyfriends all cocky and loud with gun boxes and ammo they had just purchased from the range. So I watch the macho guys come in and load up all their magazines and set up their little pile-o-guns they had just got from the local gun show and start to shoot. Man let me tell you, bullets are a flyin, ladies are a giggling and the fella’s are high fiving with their pistols in hand and fingers on the trigger. At this point I grab my stuff and move the other side on the line, but now my attention is off of the girl with the stallion-like legs and big butt and my focus is on the guys laughing and showing off for their women, all the while with fingers on the trigger and no sort muzzle awareness at all. Anyway long story short on my way out, I tell the guy working the door that he may want to go out there and observe the antics and make corrections or make sure they understand basic firearm safety. The guy looks down at security monitor… moves the camera over to the firing line and says “oh those guys… they come here all the time… they’re cool… that ones my bro and he won’t accidently pull the trigger!” I started to go back out there to make the correction myself but I had already turned in my card and I didn’t want to risk really having to teach them a lesson because they mistook me trying to correct them in front of their girlfriends. So having said all that… if by chance you were at the shooting range this weekend with a bunch of your friends and hot chicks… First of all thanks for the show, especially the redhead build like a brick house! Secondly remember to keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire! Trust me, you will still look cool with your James Bond pose and the ladies won’t even notice you’re actually practicing safety!!!
P.S.
In the event this does find one of the above decribed gentleman, and this post rubs you the wrong way... understand that I am just poking fun while using the situation to educate others about their conduct while on the range and in front of hot chicks, but if you seriously just cannot get over it... PM me and lets talk about it off line!
P.S.
In the event this does find one of the above decribed gentleman, and this post rubs you the wrong way... understand that I am just poking fun while using the situation to educate others about their conduct while on the range and in front of hot chicks, but if you seriously just cannot get over it... PM me and lets talk about it off line!
