Funny Picture - Video Thread III

[Coop's Dad]

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I'm convinced Nissan Altimas come with child support wage garnishments as factory equipment. I was GM of an insurance agency and, in one year, we hired two salesmen who both drove Altimas. For each, we were almost immediately served with orders for child support wage garnishments. A couple of years later, we hired another guy who drove an Altima. Two weeks later, boom; another order for child support wage garnishment. So, three for three. If any TGT member drives an Altima and DOESN'T owe child support, please post up.

 

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I don’t think that qualifies as concealed.

 

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I'm convinced Nissan Altimas come with child support wage garnishments as factory equipment. I was GM of an insurance agency and, in one year, we hired two salesmen who both drove Altimas. For each, we were almost immediately served with orders for child support wage garnishments. A couple of years later, we hired another guy who drove an Altima. Two weeks later, boom; another order for child support wage garnishment. So, three for three. If any TGT member drives an Altima and DOESN'T owe child support, please post up.

6 years ago I had a section 8 neighbor with a 2004 model. She was single and something was ALWAYS wrong with that car. I was always scanning it to find the codes and sometimes it was an easy fix, but other times she had to pay the local mechanic. Altimas had so many common issues that a quick Google with the code would show an overwhelming population of owners that had already experienced the same issues.

 

[TNHoosier]

I'm convinced Nissan Altimas come with child support wage garnishments as factory equipment. I was GM of an insurance agency and, in one year, we hired two salesmen who both drove Altimas. For each, we were almost immediately served with orders for child support wage garnishments. A couple of years later, we hired another guy who drove an Altima. Two weeks later, boom; another order for child support wage garnishment. So, three for three. If any TGT member drives an Altima and DOESN'T owe child support, please post up.
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Maybe they could only afford an Altima because of the child support payments? I am a firm believer that one should be financially responsible for their spawn but some divorce judges make it impossible for the father to support himself at the most basic level. Not every divorce is the father's fault.

 

[Me]

Maybe they could only afford an Altima because of the child support payments? I am a firm believer that one should be financially responsible for their spawn but some divorce judges make it impossible for the father to support himself at the most basic level. Not every divorce is the father's fault.

So how's your Altima?

(I'm just kidding)

 

[Texasgordo]

6 years ago I had a section 8 neighbor with a 2004 model. She was single and something was ALWAYS wrong with that car. I was always scanning it to find the codes and sometimes it was an easy fix, but other times she had to pay the local mechanic. Altimas had so many common issues that a quick Google with the code would show an overwhelming population of owners that had already experienced the same issues.

Was she hot?

 

[TNHoosier]

So how's your Altima?

(I'm just kidding)

Don't have one. Been married to the same woman for 42 years, thank you very much. I had a friend/co-worker who divorced because *she* was f'n around. They had one kid and the judge ruled that 85% of his income was to be paid in child support.

 

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[Coyote9]

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Some cars had actual pockets for maps. They were called map pockets..

ARG!!

 

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[Coyote9]

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when I started in the oilfield, got sent back across a field for a pipe stretcher ...then they sent me for a lazy board and clever me took a break in the shade, turns out that a lazy board is a real thing!

 

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[General Zod]

 

[TheDan]

 

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[TheDan]

 

[Mills]