A middle aged Turkish dude who was a coworker was wearing Crocs at the office and told me how comfortable they are. I told him "I don't care how comfortable they are, they make you look like you're..." i was gonna say "wearing kiddie shoes" but he cut me off and said "yes, yes; I know. It's like getting a blowjob from a guy- feels great until you look down and see that you're gay."My guess is they were going for "Glock on a Croc" but its a Shield on a Shoe. Hopefully enough mineral spirits, Hoppes, and oil will remove the ghey from that gun after touching a Croc.