Firearm Myths......

[ZX9RCAM]

Gun Free Zone signs will keep out criminals.

Damn!
Can't believe it took 180 posts before that one came out, lol....

 

[Lonesome Dove]

but they aren't......

Depends who’s saying it.

 

[Axxe55]

Damn!
Can't believe it took 180 posts before that one came out, lol....

I have work around the brain farts!

 

[bigtex10mm]

"You'll shoot your eye out"....sorry just couldn't pass that one up!

 

[Axxe55]

"You'll shoot your eye out"....sorry just couldn't pass that one up!

But that only applies to BB guns!

 

[Axxe55]

"I believe in the 2nd Amendment, but........"

 

[no2gates]

Mags and Clips aren’t the same thing.

 

[Vaquero]

.243 ain't big enough.

 

[TxStetson]

.243 ain't big enough.

Well, that depends on what you‘re doing with it.

 

[KJQ6945]

If it was up your butt you’d know.


......my bad. I thought this was the California thread. Nevermind. Carry on.

 

[pronstar]

If it was up your butt you’d know.

If you throw a hot dog down a hallway, does the hallway feel it?


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[Sasquatch]

If you throw a hot dog down a hallway, does the hallway feel it?


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My ex-wife pretended to. She also dated every guy in the tri-county area while we were married. I'm sure she found a big ol' egg plant or semi-truck to drive into that hallway.

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

My ex-wife pretended to. She also dated every guy in the tri-county area while we were married. I'm sure she found a big ol' egg plant or semi-truck to drive into that hallway.

so if you're sasquatch, does that make her snatch squash?

 

[Sasquatch]

so if you're sasquatch, does that make her snatch squash?

That makes her a whore who rode everyone's dick but mine and ran off with a "recovering" drug addict, who then booted her out cuz it turned out he was staying in a half-way house as part of his post-release conditions. Bitch came slinking back asking if I'd take her back before the ink was dry on our divorce decree. I said no, naturally.

 

[DD130]

Just rack your 12 ga. pump and they will run away at the sound of it.............

Fire two shots....

 

[msharley]

Need to call a Doctor!

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

Need to call a Doctor!

sounds like Randy Newman

 

[Texasjack]

That makes her a whore who rode everyone's dick but mine and ran off with a "recovering" drug addict, who then booted her out cuz it turned out he was staying in a half-way house as part of his post-release conditions. Bitch came slinking back asking if I'd take her back before the ink was dry on our divorce decree. I said no, naturally.

A very good choice on your part. There's usually a very good reason that exes ARE exes. I do know of a few people who took back exes. I don't know of a single case where that worked out. Cheaters cheat, liars lie, druggies use drugs, bitches bitch, etc., and they only "feel sorry" when they are inconvenienced by getting caught or needing money. I did get a laugh when my ex called and said, "I joined a parents without partners group and I've been talking to the other women and some of them got houses and boats and all sorts of money that I didn't get, so I think you owe me." Yeah, that's not gonna happen and don't call me.

 

[Texasjack]

If you don't have time to clean your pistol, just put it in the dishwasher. (I was told years ago that the firearms instructor for Houston PD told trainees that, so it's second-hand at best.) I'm not sure which is worse: food and detergent inside the mechanism of the pistol or lead and soot on your dishes.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

You can shoot any cartridges you can fit into your chamber. That warning on the barrel is just for idiots.