Easier said than done.Lord, help me to be the human my dog thinks I am.
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I like your dad."AND, If your aunt had balls she would have been your uncle!"
Anytime we tried using an excuse for something stupid...
Or, " Alibis are like assholes, everybody's got one!"
Both from Dad
And a caveat sometimes added to this:She has legs all the way up to her hips.
My dad