Favorite Quotes

[jmohme]

From my late father.

"Kids today. Buy them books to learn. Give them a horse to get to school. and what do they do? .... They stand on the books and screw the horse!"

 

[jmohme]

"Make something idiot proof and someone will just make a better idiot"

 

[Axxe55]

"When pigs fly!"

 

[TipBledsoe]

Lord, help me to be the human my dog thinks I am.
Author unknown

 

[jrbfishn]

Lord, help me to be the human my dog thinks I am.
Author unknown

Easier said than done.

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[FNORD]

Don’t know whether to shit or go blind so I’ll just fart and wink one eye.

Father

 

[FNORD]

Ralph ... couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel.

Mother when I was ten.

 

[candcallen]

Favorite quotes about Some things we far too often forget...


Though shall not judge. Or you will be judged. Matthew 7 verse 1

My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends. John 15 12 -13

Jesus said, "A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another." John 13:34

And from that noted philosopher.....

Along time ago I made me a rule, I let people do what they wanna do.....Hondo.

Finally why?

Because vengeance and judgment arent our purview. Although as imperfect sinners we fail sometimes and judge others when we should leave their perceived sins to God to deal with. It is after all he who sits in judgement of them and their lives just as he will call us to answer for our treatment of them.

Finally we must do our best to also remember to ballance this with psalm 82:4

Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.

This seems unusually prescient with recent news. Not judging and accepting and loving doesnt mean we allow them to physically harm others.


Courtesy of a would be preacher and religion major at GCU in the 80s.
I tried. And failed obviously.

 

[General Zod]

"To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither of these, however, is a policy of the United States Marine Corps."

 

[BRD@66]

"AND, If your aunt had balls she would have been your uncle!"

Anytime we tried using an excuse for something stupid...

Or, " Alibis are like assholes, everybody's got one!"

Both from Dad

I like your dad.

 

[BRD@66]

She has legs all the way up to her hips.

My dad

And a caveat sometimes added to this:
"but right at the top, they make an ass of themselves".

 

[Coyote9]

No matter where you go...there you are
(a reminder to live in the moment?)

 

[Vaquero]

Pick a lane bitch!

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

SHUT UP and get off the phone.

 

[Glenn B]

"Hope you got your things together
Hope you are quite prepared to die..."
CCR

 

[Glenn B]

"Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head"

Grace Slick, Jefferson Airplane, White Rabbit

 

[Glenn B]

“I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.”
Albert Einstein

 

[easy rider]

"You want a better grade? Do your homework!"
Me, on a number of occasions.

 

[Axxe55]

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. -Nelson Mandela

 

[Axxe55]

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. -Walt Disney