crazy people, meeting before work

[AKM]

Yeah get into security. LOL. Real security though not like the stuff you just mentioned those folks are stupid. Get caught dealing drugs while in a security uniform And you'll be dealing with a shit storm. The TXPSB can and will make yer life a living hell.

tap talked from a phone yeah im on my phone! it's crazy!

uniform? I was a bouncer not a "rent-a-cop" lol......calling it "security" makes it sound less like the guy who gets paid to "punch peoples faces in for themselves"

 

[AKM]

My uniform was jeans, boots, and a black pearl snap shirt every night I guess. Yeah I just say security since i always get these "douchey" looks from people when I say I was a Bouncer.

 

[Kyle]

My uniform was jeans, boots, and a black pearl snap shirt every night I guess. Yeah I just say security since i always get these "douchey" looks from people when I say I was a Bouncer.

I had one of them asshat bouncer fellas put a nice crease in my driver license when he was checking my ID.

 

[AKM]

I always hated people hand me their licenses and theyed be all chewed up...was just nassy! Every single DL from Mexico I saw was fake, and i saw A LOT of them always made me laugh. I was the Lone Gringo at the bar.

 

[Kyle]

I always hated people hand me their licenses and theyed be all chewed up...was just nassy! Every single DL from Mexico I saw was fake, and i saw A LOT of them always made me laugh. I was the Lone Gringo at the bar.

You should have had a bottle of purel, wash the herpes off your hands... god only knows where those IDs have been.

Lone gringo and You didn't get stabbed or anything?

 

[shooterfpga]

I always hated people hand me their licenses and theyed be all chewed up...was just nassy! Every single DL from Mexico I saw was fake, and i saw A LOT of them always made me laugh. I was the Lone Gringo at the bar.

we had a guy we later found out was illegal workin for us who was wanted for murder or was a murder convict. anyways, he was on a dhs site, (homeland security) one of the dhs asked to see his id and he showed her an obvious fake. it was plain white with no watermarks a name and an address. lmao

 

[AKM]

LOL.

 

[AKM]

So my boss randomly text me and told me she doesnt think Im a pervert(yeah uh huh...sure)....I think they are tracking me now...lol

 

[Kyle]

So my boss randomly text me and told me she doesnt think Im a pervert(yeah uh huh...sure)....I think they are tracking me now...lol

You should have asked what she was wearing...

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[scgstuff]

So my boss randomly text me and told me she doesnt think Im a pervert(yeah uh huh...sure)....I think they are tracking me now...lol

She's lonely tonight. Make sure you bring a good bottle of wine with you. Maybe some grape mad dog.

 

[shooterfpga]

moron, random text, plus her smoothing things over= shes drunk and or horny. hit it and quit it, then sue her for sexual harrassment.

 

[TxDad]

uniform? I was a bouncer not a "rent-a-cop" lol......calling it "security" makes it sound less like the guy who gets paid to "punch peoples faces in for themselves"

Paul blart.


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[AKM]

She's lonely tonight. Make sure you bring a good bottle of wine with you. Maybe some grape mad dog.

Theres not enough grape mad dog in the world for that to happen

 

[shooterfpga]

*****

 

[Kyle]

I beg to differ...

 

[shooterfpga]

wimp

 

[scgstuff]

*****

The only word I have found that is censored here is another name for a little kitty cat, so I am assuming you just called him a kitten.

 

[shooterfpga]

lol, yup. first word ive found thats censored.

 

[Younggun]

Of all the words, I can't believe we can't say *****, I mean what kind of ***** gets offended by something as nice as *****. What if I say **** instead?

 

[Younggun]

Hmm guess not, bunch of pussies