Spiderman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Feb 10, 2021 #41 S servis Active Member Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Feb 7, 2016 236 26 Denton County Spiderman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Feb 10, 2021 #42 Tex929rr Active Member Rating - 100% 1 0 0 Jun 11, 2015 469 76 Welfare, TX Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug; the bear’s not dead - he’s just too scared to move.
Feb 10, 2021 #43 Axxe55 Retiretgtshit stirrer Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Dec 15, 2019 47,222 96 Lost in East Texas Elhart Texas News Flash! Chuck Norris died some years ago. But the Grim Reaper hasn't got the courage to tell him he's dead!
News Flash! Chuck Norris died some years ago. But the Grim Reaper hasn't got the courage to tell him he's dead!
Feb 10, 2021 #44 Tactical Panda Active Member Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Jun 30, 2019 254 76 DFW Chuck Norris and Superman once had a bet on who win in an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Chuck Norris and Superman once had a bet on who win in an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Feb 10, 2021 #45 kbaxter60 "Gig 'Em!" Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Jan 23, 2019 10,222 96 Pipe Creek If Batman and Darth Vader had a fight, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Feb 10, 2021 #46 General Zod TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Sep 29, 2012 27,338 96 Kaufman County Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.
Feb 10, 2021 #47 Axxe55 Retiretgtshit stirrer Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Dec 15, 2019 47,222 96 Lost in East Texas Elhart Texas Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After several agonizing and painful days, the cobra died.
Feb 11, 2021 #48 General Zod TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Sep 29, 2012 27,338 96 Kaufman County Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Sadly, Chuck Norris has never cried.
Feb 11, 2021 #51 Axxe55 Retiretgtshit stirrer Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Dec 15, 2019 47,222 96 Lost in East Texas Elhart Texas Welcome to TGT.
Feb 11, 2021 #52 Sasquatch 30 Super Carry Post Whore 2K Champ Rating - 100% 3 0 0 Apr 20, 2020 6,793 96 Magnolia Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because nothing survives attacking Chuck Norris. The IRS doesn't audit Chuck Norris, he audits the IRS. They pay him taxes every year so he doesn't round house kick them all. The reason the Earth rotates is because Chuck Norris kicked it once and it hasn't stopped spinning since. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks charcoal into diamonds.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because nothing survives attacking Chuck Norris. The IRS doesn't audit Chuck Norris, he audits the IRS. They pay him taxes every year so he doesn't round house kick them all. The reason the Earth rotates is because Chuck Norris kicked it once and it hasn't stopped spinning since. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks charcoal into diamonds.
Feb 11, 2021 #53 BuzzinSATX Well-Known Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Dec 20, 2013 1,800 96 New Braunfels Axxe55 said: Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After several agonizing and painful days, the cobra died. Click to expand... Proof:
Axxe55 said: Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After several agonizing and painful days, the cobra died. Click to expand... Proof:
Feb 11, 2021 #54 Axxe55 Retiretgtshit stirrer Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Dec 15, 2019 47,222 96 Lost in East Texas Elhart Texas The boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris!
Feb 11, 2021 #55 kbaxter60 "Gig 'Em!" Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Jan 23, 2019 10,222 96 Pipe Creek Scientists recently discovered that under Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Feb 11, 2021 #57 General Zod TGT Addict Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Sep 29, 2012 27,338 96 Kaufman County As a joke, Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a truck. Today, that truck is known as Optimus Prime.
As a joke, Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a truck. Today, that truck is known as Optimus Prime.
Feb 11, 2021 #58 m5215 Pistoleer Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Sep 3, 2018 1,430 96 McKinney, TX Covid-19 is in self quarantine for fear of catching Chuck Norris.
Feb 11, 2021 #59 Riksors Active Member Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Jun 13, 2019 480 76 Georgetown When Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet had a funeral.
Feb 11, 2021 #60 E Eagler New Member Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Nov 9, 2020 7 11 Dallas Didn't read through the whole thread so hopefully this isn't a repeat. Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women, he potato sacks them.
Didn't read through the whole thread so hopefully this isn't a repeat. Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women, he potato sacks them.