Chuck Norris

[servis]

Spiderman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[Tex929rr]

Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug; the bear’s not dead - he’s just too scared to move.

 

[Axxe55]

News Flash!

Chuck Norris died some years ago. But the Grim Reaper hasn't got the courage to tell him he's dead!

 

[Tactical Panda]

Chuck Norris and Superman once had a bet on who win in an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

 

[kbaxter60]

If Batman and Darth Vader had a fight, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

 

[General Zod]

Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.

 

[Axxe55]

Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After several agonizing and painful days, the cobra died.

 

[General Zod]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Sadly, Chuck Norris has never cried.

 

[BuzzinSATX]

 

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[Axxe55]

Welcome to TGT.

 

[Sasquatch]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because nothing survives attacking Chuck Norris.

The IRS doesn't audit Chuck Norris, he audits the IRS. They pay him taxes every year so he doesn't round house kick them all.

The reason the Earth rotates is because Chuck Norris kicked it once and it hasn't stopped spinning since.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks charcoal into diamonds.

 

[BuzzinSATX]

Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After several agonizing and painful days, the cobra died.

Proof:

 

[Axxe55]

The boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris!

 

[kbaxter60]

Scientists recently discovered that under Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.

 

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[General Zod]

As a joke, Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a truck. Today, that truck is known as Optimus Prime.

 

[m5215]

Covid-19 is in self quarantine for fear of catching Chuck Norris.

 

[Riksors]

When Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet had a funeral.

 

[Eagler]

Didn't read through the whole thread so hopefully this isn't a repeat.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women, he potato sacks them.