Chuck Norris and "1000 years of Darkness"

[lalonguecarabine]

So, Chuck Norris went bowling today...

 

[JimBobKelley]

Chuck Norris once thought he was between a rock and a hard place. He then realized he was standing between two mirrors. Upon this realization the mirrors shattered because they know better than to get between Chuck Norris and himself.

 

[Chupacabra Hunter]

Chuck Norris was an only child.....eventually.

 

[Chupacabra Hunter]

When you say "no one is perfect." Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

 

[Chupacabra Hunter]

Chuck Norris doent read books. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants.

 

[hkusp1]

I didn't realize that chuck norris was 72.

 

[Dawico]

I didn't realize that chuck norris was 72.

But that is like 23 in human years.

 

[hkusp1]

Are you calling him a dog?

 

[Dawico]

Are you calling him a dog?

Nope, that is a 7:1 ratio.

 

[hkusp1]

Chuck Norris is going to beat you to death with your own arms.

 

[ZeR0BuG]

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris Stories

 

[Chupacabra Hunter]

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush

 

[scap99]

Chuck Norris' sweat is worth more than that special coffee that monkey's shit.