Wild and Crazy Shotgun Loads.

[M. Sage]

- SLUGS, the garden type, not the lead ones
- compressed white flower, good marking characteristics and a big poof of "smoke" when they hit
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Flower can be used as a fuel-air explosive. Follow that one up with a dragon's breath and have some laughs.

 

[Wolfwood]

That gives me an idea: how about the encapsulated skunk spray with a lye powder backer? You would then have the stink, the burn and the impossibility to get away from either without vinegar.

I was going to post Lye today.

beat me to it.
that would jsut be nasty. especially the hollow slug with lye granules inside.
think of the horrible interior chemical burns!
eesh. wouldnt bee good if one popped int he barrel....

 

[Wolfwood]

Flower can be used as a fuel-air explosive. Follow that one up with a dragon's breath and have some laughs.

another good one.

 

[jtriron]

ROFLMAO
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling]
BEDEMIR: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEMIR: My liege!
ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,
and join us at the Round Table?
BEDEMIR: My liege! I would be honored.
ARTHUR: What is your name?
BEDEMIR: Bedemir, my leige.
ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedemir, Knight of the Round Table.


Monty Python Much??
muhuwhuwhahahhahahahahaaa

My man : you have way to much free time on your hands.

 

[West Texas]

My man : you have way to much free time on your hands.

I was thinking the same think...


Either that, or....HE'S A WITCH!


BURN HIM BURN HIM!

 

[Wolfwood]

hahaha
what else am i suppose to do all night long ona graveyard shift?

jsut so you know i didnt type that from memory.... jsut recognized it googled and pasted hah.

 

[Lastshot]

I was going to post Lye today.

beat me to it.
that would jsut be nasty. especially the hollow slug with lye granules inside.
think of the horrible interior chemical burns!
eesh. wouldnt bee good if one popped int he barrel....

Yeah Wolfwood, I would prefer to get shot with the Lye before a 12 ga. full of boogers.

 

[RetArmySgt]

hot load with 1'' fletchettes, you can pack about 30 in a shell

But dip them in Immuno Suppressive Meds and HIV positive Blood first and use fast.

 

[West Texas]

But dip them in Immuno Suppressive Meds and HIV positive Blood first and use fast.

pack them in with rat droppings....

 

[Jeff-Tex]

If it hasn't been mentioned yet, I'd like to see a shell packed with teeth. The medical examiner would have fun with that one.

 

[Wolfwood]

aluminum is virutally transparent on x-ray.

mix aluminum shot or small fletchettes in with a normal buckshot or whatever.
they will remove the lead and maybe miss alot of the aluminum.



as far as imuno suppressents and HIV.... why not got all the way and use Ricin.

 

[Stumpy]

If it hasn't been mentioned yet, I'd like to see a shell packed with teeth. The medical examiner would have fun with that one.

+1

 

[Wolfwood]

oh snap i didnt even see that one! ^^

crazy....

 

[West Texas]

If it hasn't been mentioned yet, I'd like to see a shell packed with teeth. The medical examiner would have fun with that one.

Medical Examiner: "Victim died of multiple bites to the ass..."

Gives a whole new meaning to "He finally bit the big one..."

 

[RetArmySgt]

aluminum is virutally transparent on x-ray.

mix aluminum shot or small fletchettes in with a normal buckshot or whatever.
they will remove the lead and maybe miss alot of the aluminum.



as far as imuno suppressents and HIV.... why not got all the way and use Ricin.

I want it to be slow and painful to make them think twice about breaking in to a house again.

 

[matefrio]

Botfly eggs.

 

[swsmailman]

If the next CSI I watch has the cause of death as "he was shot with what appears to be Small Nails dipped in Anti Coagulation Meds and then packed into a shotgun shell with a mixture of rat droppings and what appears to be boogers" then we have officially hit the big time!

 

[jtriron]

If the next CSI I watch has the cause of death as "he was shot with what appears to be Small Nails dipped in Anti Coagulation Meds and then packed into a shotgun shell with a mixture of rat droppings and what appears to be boogers" then we have officially hit the big time!

I am not touching anyone else's boggers..

 

[West Texas]

I am not touching anyone else's boggers..

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...but you shouoldn't pick your friends nose...

 

[robocop10mm]

I have used flechettes, cut pieces of brazing rod, spent primers and the really dumb one (never try this at home, kids) live primers.