Wild and Crazy Shotgun Loads.

[jtriron]

Slug, filled with blackpowder, and a .22 rim for priming. Instant contact grenade.

Not to sound like a moron : but does the .22 go in the slug with the black powder and the primer going forward ?

 

[Wolfwood]

i posted a link a while back that had hollow slugs with a hole in the front made to accept a shotgun primer.
fill with blackpowederr or whatever.... i would sayt somehting a little more exciting though...

 

[Wolfwood]

Firequest 12 Gauge Exploder - 3 Units Per Package - G12-012

this isnt the exact link...

could find the old thread that was in. it seems like alot fo the old stuff is gone now.
i think that post was stillw hen my count was in the double digits lol.
but there was one (this might be it) that you could fill and pop a shotgun primer int he nose.
for contact detonation. sounds like fun to me!

 

[Lastshot]

Ohhh you guys started a "what can I" thread, and didnt tell ME? have you lost your minds?

ok heres my list!:

1. Goat turds, still get the spread of a shot gun!... ammo is constantly available at my place too.

2. paint balls should fit!... for the artistic only.

3. I would be a big fan of castor oil in wax pellets. shooot them in the arse!

4. boogers.... that would just be gross.. I would never come around someone shooting 12 ga boogers

5. Lip stick, >>>Just wait till momma finds it on them!!! especially around thier butt, how do you explain how you got lipstick on your BUTT?

6. Teflon Paste!, anyone ever try to get that stuff off?

last but not least!

7. kittens!... they will cling to anything! , of course you would have to have the patented "lastshot's kitten launcher"

 

[Wolfwood]

^^ ridiculous.

youd never fit a kitten in a 12 ga!
maybe soime newborn rabbits...

 

[West Texas]

You guys are NUTS! And yall have GUNS???







This IS gonna be a fun group!

 

[dobarker]

^^ ridiculous.

youd never fit a kitten in a 12 ga!
maybe soime newborn rabbits...

Family guy's Mayor Adam West already has the patented cat launching crossbow.

 

[Wolfwood]

You guys are NUTS! And yall have GUNS???


This IS gonna be a fun group!

(lots of guns)


i knew this would be a fun thread, and oh yeah, welcome aboard.

 

[West Texas]

(lots of guns)


i knew this would be a fun thread, and oh yeah, welcome aboard.

Thanks Wolfwood!

 

[On The Border]

Broken tempered glass.

Jacks (like kids play with) preferably with sharpened points.

Sewing needles.

Finishing nails.

Good grief, I think i might need professional help....

 

[Wolfwood]

i thought the jacks were a gimmie, that's why i didn't say it.

i like the glass though, i wonder how it would travel, idea for the next box of truth: "load whatever you can find and &*^%$ em up...!"

+1 on glass and box-o-truth

 

[Wolfwood]

lucky marbles.

and allthose fishhooks that are bent to far out of shape to use anymore....

 

[dobarker]

leeches

 

[JustaPhule]

- SLUGS, the garden type, not the lead ones
- compressed white flower, good marking characteristics and a big poof of "smoke" when they hit
-

 

[West Texas]

- paintball rounds filled with habenero sause.

 

[dobarker]

encapsulated break on impact skunk spray.

 

[RetArmySgt]

encapsulated break on impact skunk spray.

Add some Itch Powder and OS/OC Powder to that and you have a good round.

 

[dobarker]

Add some Itch Powder and OS/OC Powder to that and you have a good round.

That gives me an idea: how about the encapsulated skunk spray with a lye powder backer? You would then have the stink, the burn and the impossibility to get away from either without vinegar.

 

[chad]

Bread
Apples
Very small rocks
Cider
Great gravy
Cherries
Mud
Churches
Lead
A duck

 

[Wolfwood]

Bread
Apples
Very small rocks
Cider
Great gravy
Cherries
Mud
Churches
Lead
A duck

ROFLMAO

Monty Python And The Holy Grail - Seen 5

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling]
BEDEMIR: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEMIR: My liege!
ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,
and join us at the Round Table?
BEDEMIR: My liege! I would be honored.
ARTHUR: What is your name?
BEDEMIR: Bedemir, my leige.
ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedemir, Knight of the Round Table.


Monty Python Much??
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