The Big Bang [Probably NSFW]

[BigFatAmericanDream]

the last ticket I got was three fucking years ago

 

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Ive never hit anyone

 

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Ive never gotten into an accident

 

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and NEVER hit a person

 

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or a deer

 

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or bumped into anyone

 

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sooo....what the **** am I supposed to do?

 

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oh, and a completel fucking lack of a sex drive

 

[BigFatAmericanDream]

Im not talking, oh we only do it every so often, no Im talking nothing. never

 

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we USED to **** like rabbits

 

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then it kind of mellowed out and we were a normal couple

 

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then she got that fucking job as a delivery driver

 

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tore her car up, made her driving worse, then her manager goes and gets all sexuall harassment on her and instead of suing the fucker she ups and quits, BUT she says she wants to go back

 

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after the shole sexual harassment thing...no sex

 

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no kissy kissy smoochy smoochy fooling around

 

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no NOTHING

 

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but she STILL talks about how she wants to go back

 

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about how she loved being a delivery driver and what not

 

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so yea...

 

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so her vag, completely dry, like mojave desert dry