The Big Bang [Probably NSFW]

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OK, just so nobody gets butthurt about my rocket ranting I started a new thread. Anyone and everyone is encouraged to rant, rave, share, shamelessly self promote, DONT CARE JUST POST!


HOWEVER! Numbering is discouraged, you HAVE thoughts, WHY NOT SHARE THEM?! Counting up or down consecutively is no fun for the reader, and can't be any fun to write, so why bother? [I'm not saying you CANT do it, I'm just saying its no fun to read]

Protip: In Google Chrome you can hit [TAB] [TAB] [ENTER] to submit your post from the quick reply. To get back to the quick reply box after that to keep typing just hit [TAB] again.

EXAMPLE:
[Click on quick reply box] do you think so? [TAB] [TAB] [ENTER] *post submits
[TAB] i think so [TAB] [TAB] [ENTER] *post submits
[TAB] because its the word [TAB] [TAB] [ENTER] *post submits
[TAB] whats the word? [TAB] [TAB] [ENTER] *post submits
[TAB] THE BIRD IS THE WORD! [TAB] [TAB] [ENTER] *post submits


ready set GO!

 

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today is my birthday

 

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but i didnt get to blow anything up

 

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You know why?

 

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because for the first time in several months it fuckstormed

 

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rain

 

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hail

 

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a little snow

 

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cold

 

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and fog

 

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all decided to throw a fucking party for my birthday

 

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its supposed to be dry

 

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its soo dry, my well put up a donation bucket

 

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but noooo

 

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today, bad weather central

 

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I mean, it wasnt horrible

 

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but it definately isnt something I want to ride in for an hour on my bike getting out to the range

 

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I can do cold

 

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I can do wet

 

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Cold and wet?