How to eradicate hogs from Texas in 7 days flat

[Savage20]

Ranchers and farmers claim hogs are such a problem in Texas. Open their gates to hunters and we will kill every hog within a week. Don't charge us, and we won't charge you for our service or our ammo! I've never hunted before but I'm a fast learner. Have guns, will travel!

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[Dawico]

It is too big of a business for everybody to allow that.

It would definitely help though.

 

[Savage20]

I say the same thing about big pharm

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[Davetex]

There are plenty of hogs on the big pharm to hunt. I don't see what the problem is.

 

[Savage20]

Zing

 

[Moonpie]

Will never happen.
Landowners and hunting operations want big $$$$.
No money= Don't even think about hunting here.

 

[Younggun]

Big money is one issue.

The other is a generation of jackasses who have managed to become more destructive than hogs if they are allowed to hunt on a property.


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[Savage20]

We're just misunderstood!

 

[Davetex]

Insert obligatory.................But is it smart?

 

[Savage20]

I have no idea why they won't just let us onto their property to solve their problem! It's definitely smart! Me and my friends and their friends will load up all our guns and camo jackets and clear your ranch of all hogs! What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Younggun]

Keep the truck moving. A lot of sandy areas in Texas where you will get stuck if you stop.

The driver can pick off the close ones with a pistol.


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[Moonpie]

I have no idea why they won't just let us onto their property to solve their problem! It's definitely smart! Me and my friends and their friends will load up all our guns and camo jackets and clear your ranch of all hogs! What could possibly go wrong?

Whaddyabitchinfor? You're already doing that for free down at that crummy beer joint.

 

[Savage20]

I just don't understand why property owners wouldn't want a group of strangers on their property to shoot hogs and things!

 

[Younggun]

And stuff, don't forget stuff!


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[Davetex]

Will there be pop-tarts? Cause I like me some pop-tarts.

 

[Younggun]

Yeah, but no faggoty "toaster strudels".


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[35Remington]

Ranchers and farmers claim hogs are such a problem in Texas. Open their gates to hunters and we will kill every hog within a week. Don't charge us, and we won't charge you for our service or our ammo! I've never hunted before but I'm a fast learner. Have guns, will travel!

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Something something navigable waterways.

 

[Vaquero]

Something something navigable waterways.

(Grabs napkin to wipe spit off of screen)

 

[Savage20]

lmao

 

[BRD@66]

lmao

You guys are funny.