No need to get offended. We're all friends here.Can't you just tell me what you meant by this? Are you trying to insult me or my wife?
"Why did he think you were ghey?
Was it your ladysmith?"
You said:
That's a figure of speech ("hit on me") usually reserved for someone making sexual advances. You were using it in a different way but it would cause most people to do a double-take before they realized it doesn't mean what it, at first reading, seems to mean.A Carter Country salesman hit on me at a show.
Then craigntx decided to have some fun with it instead being deadly serious, explaining the joke, and killing the humor.
Like I just did.
Bottom line: I assure you, he was not trying to insult you or your wife.