Clothing for when sh** goes down

[Sasquatch]

You don’t have to wash them, that is a waste of water Just turn them inside out and shake the f@ck out of them.

Lol

Could work, as long as you remember to turn it right side out again, otherwise it defeats the protective purpose. Maybe wipe it off with a moist towelette inside & out, instead of using precious water.

 

[Hoji]

Loin cloth

Wuss.
I’ll be wearing nothing but blue dye and a bandolier full of 900 grain .600 Nitro Express rounds for the H&H double.

Pogue Mahone!

 

[Sam Colt]

The regiment votes for repair.

 

[baboon]

Wuss.
I’ll be wearing nothing but blue dye and a bandolier full of 900 grain .600 Nitro Express rounds for the H&H double.

Pogue Mahone!

There would be chaffing!

 

[toddnjoyce]

There would be chaffing!

Not when you’re calloused.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

Oh man I got a shit load of 5.11 crap. I'm all set for anything and I got that Bring it on! I got this attitude. Thanks 5.11.

Designer wear for the designer attitude shooter. The onlookers know your Serious with 5.11
Getcha $um.

 

[Army 1911]

Ho Chi Minh sandals and black pajamas.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

It won't matter because it will be many of them and one of me.
I'll end up looking like Swiss cheese.

 

[General Zod]

I'll just be sitting over here attaching spikes to these football pads I've spray painted black. Anyone know what Tina Turner's up to these days?

 

[baboon]

Not when you’re calloused.

I have told the story before about the tracker in Africa who was up all night parting. He was sporting some Cajun Reboks & stopping to piss every 30 minutes. I got tired of his shit & said **** itats it back to camp I cann't hunt with this foof pissing & making all that noise in boots that don't fit.

The PH made him take the boots off, but it didn't stop the pissing. And now without the boots he had to spend a couple minutes per foot pulling out thorns. I seen those same thorns take out truck tires. It made me wonder just how calloused primitive man was? Just one of those thorns in the nut sack or dick head would send me home.

 

[FireInTheWire]

Do you plan on fucking everything still living

 

[Ozzman]

Hmm let's see:
- Let's Go Brandon Hat
- Probably a $4.99 American Flag T-shirt from Academy
- Cargo pants
- Converse

I'll make sure my AR-10 has a 3% sticker on the buttstock.

 

[deemus]

What I think I'll look like

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What I'll really look like

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Come on now. You’re no where near that fat.

 

[skfullgun]

 

[TxStetson]

Full frontal. Once sight of me "sans fabric" will scare the hell out of anyone, and make them want to pour bleach in their eyes.

Nothing.

Nothing scares the hell out of people like a naked warrior.

This is my plan of attack too.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

Nothing on but the radio.

 

[paknheat]

Interesting topic. For me it’s going to come down to 2 scenarios.
1- I am prepared, therefore I’m wearing a big sombrero, matching bandoliers with various ammo to feed the 30-30 & peacemaker. Sleeveless t-shirt & cargo shorts and a pair of Justin Ropers.

2- I’m at work and now I’m wearing scrubs, a surprised/shocked/ pissed off expression. A bloody knife rounds out this ensemble, because I’m cutting my way outta this shit so I can get home to get my suit for scenario #1.


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[kirk10100]

This is my outfit


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[paknheat]

This is my outfit


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Now that’s classy right there.


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[seeker_two]

Resistol with a double copenhagen tin holder in the hatband.
Laser eye pro
$50
A flask of Crown.

That’s all.

Where will you put the flask when your hands are full?....