Nothing.What are you guys wearing?
Unless they just start laughing...Nothing.
Nothing scares the hell out of people like a naked warrior.
Combat boots go well with boxers and t-shirt!Unless they just start laughing...
They'll probably catch me wearing a t-shirt and boxers..., unless I'm outside, and even then possibly. I really hope I can manage to get shoes on, cause I have tender feet...
I'd really rather SHTF than SGD, cause SHTF is a little immediate.
Jump to it, or jump on it, but you always gotta be ready to jump, amiright?View attachment 328588 View attachment 328587 View attachment 328589
Anything else is just too much weight - gotta be light and mobile, agile like a cheetah, ready to spring into action - whatever action that might be!
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Anything else is just too much weight - gotta be light and mobile, agile like a cheetah, ready to spring into action - whatever action that might be!
Jump to it, or jump on it, but you always gotta be ready to jump, amiright?
Do you plan on fucking everything still living
That would take more than one box...Do you plan on fucking everything still living
You're gonna need more than one box...Yup
Yup
One must seek to repopulate the planet after the apocalypse, right?
That would take more than one box...
You're gonna need more than one box...
Forget the Trojans and save some time and weight... Does contraception really matter to a berserk warrior, anyway?Wash 'em off and reuse 'em? I mean, we're talking apocalypse, so they probably won't be cranking out new ones. Wear 'em out and I'll be scavving for rubber bands and plastic wrap!
He doesn't want his pecker to smell of Sasquatch poon.Do you plan on fucking everything still living
Forget the Trojans and save some time and weight... Does contraception really matter to a berserk warrior, anyway?
You worry me sometimes. Lol.
If you get the size I used it would also work as a sleeping bag or floatation device for 6 adultsDo you plan on fucking everything still living
You don’t have to wash them, that is a waste of water Just turn them inside out and shake the f@ck out of them.Wash 'em off and reuse 'em? I mean, we're talking apocalypse, so they probably won't be cranking out new ones. Wear 'em out and I'll be scavving for rubber bands and plastic wrap!