Youngsters these days can get out of control…

[Armybrat]

…if you leave them alone in the safe too long.
Case in point - My Springfield Armory MilSpec apparently took a shine to the cute Colt derringer, and look what resulted:

 

[ILexpatriot]

Cute. Mine must be using protection till they're ready for the responsibility of children..

 

[DustyDuds]

I’ve had the “talk” with mine.

I told them go forth, be fruitful and multiply… still nothing.