Where did I fail?

[kyletxria1911a1]

You can turn off language filters in your profile (we had a big stink about it a couple of years ago) but sadly, the site still hates Latin. Kudos to you too - sounds like you raised a good one also. Don't even ask me about my twin 19 year old boys.

Bwhaaaa Bwhaaaa Bwhaaaa Bwhaaaa Bwhaaaa Bwhaaaa
But dad WUT happened wuz grandpa

 

[jrbfishn]

Yup, sounds like she picked decent one. Fairly smart one anyway.

from an idgit coffeeholic

 

[karlac]

I haven't figured my daughter out yet. She's pretty, has a pile of friends, very smart (one more semester to graduate summa cum laude with a double major) and has never had a serious boyfriend. I suspect her standards are pretty steep.

Same thing here with the youngest.
Then again, easy to see that the pickin's are pretty slim these days ...

 

[majormadmax]

You pull him aside and tell him that if your daughter ever sees his penis you will cut it off and feed it to a piranha.

Actually, it's better to feed it to the piranha before cutting it off!

 

[Charlie]

Actually, it's better to feed it to the piranha before cutting it off!

Gasp! Euuu!!!!

 

[hacker]

There was a farmer who had three daughters and they all had dates one night. The first guy knocks on the door and the farmer answers. The guy says "My name is Freddie, I'm here to pick up Betty, We're going out to eat spaghetti, Is she ready?" So, Freddie and Betty leave.

The second guy knocks on the door and the famer answers. The guy says "My name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo, We're going to the show, Is she ready to go?" So, Joe and Flo leave.

The third guy knocks on the door and the farmer answers. The guy says "My name is Chuck!".....and the farmer shot him.​

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[Army 1911]

Write his name on it with the words for John, if he dishonors my daughter. Make sure he sees it.