What you will learn in Engineering

[XDMAR]

What you will learn in Engineering
1. You can study hard and still fail.
2. You can not study and pass.
3. Multiple choice does not mean easy.
4. There are no trains here.
5. Six exams can be written in 4 days, but it hurts.
6. You can skip all the classes, study for 15 minutes before the final, and still do better than an arts student in any arts class.
7. Pi to six decimal places.
8. Judging by fellow students, engineers are either drunks or geeks.
9. Everyone is someone else's wierdo.
10. Front-row people are weird.
11. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
12. A 95.75% can be an A.
13. An 80.1% can be an A+.
14. You can kill your neighbors with a 9-volt battery.
8. Judging by fellow students, engineers are either drunks or geeks.
Drunks!

 

[robin303]

LOL 6. You can skip all the classes, study for 15 minutes before the final, and still do better than an arts student in any arts class.

 

[cuate]

How does that saying go ? "Six munts ago I couldn't even spell enginear an now I r one" !

 

[Texas42]

lol

 

[cougartex]

 

[Clockwork]

Aren't engineers one of the top unemployed career paths right now?

 

[Texasjack]

No. 11 is stolen from a longer list:
If you can't do, teach
If you can't teach, coach
If you can't coach, manage
If you can't do anything useful, run for public office.

 

[dobarker]

All those are true. And clockwork, Civil and Electrical engineers are the most disposable out there. Mechanical and Petroleum engineers are in high demand. The percentage of hires straight out of college, at least here at Texas Tech, are over 80% for Mechanical and 91% for Petroleum Engineers. Those who thought it would be a good idea to pass their classes by cheating are those who don't get the jobs.

And to solidify #13, I made a 65 in Thermodynamics and passed with a B.

English and Business majors are the unemployed. Dell is running short on cubicles that aren't in India.