Thoughts and Pondering

[1911'S 4 Me]

He got a Ford bronco sport and realized he had a vagina.

Oh, poor soul.

 

[Byrd666]

A few questions.

If time started with the "Big Bang", how much time passed before it happened? And if time never ends, how did it start with the "Big Bang"?

If there is no end to space, how come there's never enough of it?

 

[glenbo]

The "Big Bang" theory has been disproven. I read that it was the Great Cosmic Muffin sneezed and we're all derived from its snot.

 

[Sam7sf]

A few questions.

If time started with the "Big Bang", how much time passed before it happened? And if time never ends, how did it start with the "Big Bang"?

If there is no end to space, how come there's never enough of it?

Time is only measurable because we need it to be. How the universe was formed is important but time its self is actually inconsequential.

 

[IXLR8]

42

 

[Sam7sf]

If you’re not first you’re last

 

[Byrd666]

Naw, just the first loser.

 

[Sam7sf]

In honor of op: it’s not that I’m trying to go off on a tangent…I’m just trying to make you all aware of the importance of stray dogs and the effects of Chinese restaurants.

You see if we allowed more Chinese to run restaurants in Texas we wouldn’t have so many stray dogs. Msg makes any meat taste great!

I just want y’all to think that’s all.

 

[Byrd666]

Time is only measurable because we need it to be. How the universe was formed is important but time its self is actually inconsequential.

Tell that to the mortgage company when your payment is late.

 

[Sam7sf]

Tell that to the mortgage company when your payment is late.

And when I tell him to suck my balls he will tell me that’s inconsequential.

 

[Sam7sf]

Life is like a jack hammer connected to your butthole.

 

[Byrd666]

...And if we do ever reach the edge of, or the end of, space, how will we know? Even though "they" say there is no end, "they" also say there is an edge to it.

And if it's theoretically possible to "fold" space, how will you know?

And if you "tear a hole" in space, will Scotch tape put it back together? Or do we need to use a very, very large welder to fix it?



And as far as time and the human construct of it, don't, I repeat, do not, try that argument with the ol' lady at 04: too damn late when you were supposed to take her to dinner, and you come home weeble wobblin', slurring, and stumblin', tryin' to get the key in the door, quietly and still waking' the dead. It don't work. Ask me how I know. Better yet, don't.

 

[gll]

...And if we do ever reach the edge of, or the end of, space, how will we know? Even though "they" say there is no end, "they" also say there is an edge to it.

And if it's theoretically possible to "fold" space, how will you know?

And if you "tear a hole" in space, will Scotch tape put it back together? Or do we need to use a very, very large welder to fix it?



And as far as time and human construct of it, don't, I repeat, do not, try that argument with the ol' lady at 04: too damn late when you were supposed to take her to dinner, and you come home weeble wobblin', slurring, and stumblin', tryin' to get the key in the door, quietly and still waking' the dead. It don't work. Ask me how I know. Better yet, don't.

So, are you really not so much pondering right now as just drunk outta your mind?

 

[Byrd666]

So, are you really not so much pondering right now as just drunk outta your mind?

Not drunk at all. Nor am I drinking anything stronger than water.

Just random thoughts and musings.

 

[popsgarland]

Life is like a jack hammer connected to your butthole.

I'll have to take your word on this, for on this part of life, I have not the experience that you have.

And please NO pictures.

 

[candcallen]

Time is only measurable because we need it to be. How the universe was formed is important but time its self is actually inconsequential.

Our linear time is a construct of man used to comprehend his existence.

 

[General Zod]

Our linear time is a construct of man used to comprehend his existence.

Intelligent life is the universe's way to experience itself.

 

[msharley]

Intelligent life is the universe's way to experience itself.

 

[jrbfishn]

If you fold space, will it get a crease in it?

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[Byrd666]

If you fold space, will it get a crease in it?

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And if you get a crease or wrinkle in it, will it iron out?