Such is life in Soviet Britain

[codygjohnson]

Take a look at what all is selling big over in the UK.

Amazon UK Movers and Shakers

Take a look at the percentage gains in sales. It must be nice living in such a safe utopian society... I'm glad I can have a firearm to keep my family and home safe instead of a ufcking baseball bat.

 

[Clockwork]

Weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, swimming floaties, weapon.

I died.

 

[Jakashh]

I feel sorry for the UPS guy who has to drive through all the riot infested areas to give the people their baseball bats. Some people just love fucking themselves over lol. I saw the baton, looks like they have the same weaponry as the cops now lol.

 

[codygjohnson]

I saw a tent in there too. Some folks are "buggin' out" I suppose... Hope deys gotz dem bugout bags ready!

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Today started off REALLY crappy, but I think the news of a 48,000% increase in police baton sales just pushed the Dow up 400 points!

 

[matefrio]

 

[Clockwork]

Today started off REALLY crappy, but I think the news of a 48,000% increase in police baton sales just pushed the Dow up 400 points!

Who says rioting can't be constructive?

 

[Tejano Scott]

Lol... Time to buy some Louisville Slugger stock!

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Who says rioting can't be constructive?

You freakin' Keynesian!
Parable of the broken window - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[TheDan]

wow... Currently #1 is the Gelert Folding Shovel

 

[suhsjake]

wow... Currently #1 is the Gelert Folding Shovel

Someone has been watching too much "Deadest Warrior"

 

[M. Sage]

Someone has been watching too much "Deadest Warrior"

Or reading accounts of trench warfare in WWI. Germans had shock troopers that would jump into a trench with a pistol in one hand and a shovel in the other.

 

[Texas1911]

Or reading accounts of trench warfare in WWI. Germans had shock troopers that would jump into a trench with a pistol in one hand and a shovel in the other.

"Who vants to garten party! Jaaa!"

 

[TXDave]

hmmm ... I might need to invest in one of these gerber shovels and add "trench assault" to my training drills..... lmao


-TXDave

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Telescoping unchaku up to #3. Of course, real hood ninjas dont need no nunchakus

 

[Jakashh]

I bet Lynn Thompson wishes he pushed his products harder in the UK

 

[codygjohnson]

Amazon must have run out if bats.

 

[Randman]

Swim cap #9?? who? What?

 

[codygjohnson]

Swim cap #9?? who? What?

I guess they feel like they might need to swim the channel to get away.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

Just checked.

Still bats and batons, but now there's also golf clubs #14, weight lifting gloves #12, and HGH #20 to bulk up a little


Oh, and goggles now to go along with the swimming cap