I'm not sure if you were an 0311 or some other 0300, but if you crinkle note book paper enough you will only scream for 10 minutes or so. LOL! I begged everybody to use airmail paper, but not that lucky.I was at Krogers yesterday. They were stocked full. I didn't know there was going to be another run on the stuff. I thought everyone realized they were a fool for doing it last time.
I also find it interesting that we've got more and more brands and varieties of disinfectant and hand sanitizer showing up all over the place, but apparently there's not a substitute for Lysol