Shake Weight

[DoubleActionCHL]

Forget that exercycle. Buy your wife one of these!

YouTube - Shake Weight Parody

 

[Wolfwood]

dont even need to click on it.
saw the infomercial
watched the whole thing.
epic possibilites.... but do you really need to buy the thing? or jsut her favorite wine?

muhuhwuhwahahahhaaaaa

 

[dobarker]

You should all see the Saturday Night Live version of the Shake weight commercial. It's perfect.

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

dont even need to click on it.
saw the infomercial
watched the whole thing.
epic possibilites.... but do you really need to buy the thing? or jsut her favorite wine?

muhuhwuhwahahahhaaaaa

This is not the original, but a parody.

 

[swsmailman]

Oh SNL is so funny, and I love the shake weight, the real infomercial is so ridiculous.

But the video in the first post is even better.

 

[Wolfwood]

nice got home and checked out the parody. Nice!

"youll be able to squeeze cum form a stone!"
wtf?!?1

 

[RetArmySgt]

she can jack off a rhino

 

[ROGER4314]

GREAT FLICK!

I knew a lady named Merrilyn who probably invented that device.

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[Wolfwood]

GREAT FLICK!

I knew a lady named Merrilyn who probably invented that device.

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got her #?

 

[ROGER4314]

Merrilyn was even better at other tasty treats but this is a family oriented site. Sigh.......it's great to have a past!

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[DoubleActionCHL]

It only gets worse: YouTube - Fat Guy Dancing to Pitbull (SHAKE WEIGHT REMIX)

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

Merrilyn was even better at other tasty treats but this is a family oriented site. Sigh.......it's great to have a past!

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Merrilyn can clap without using her hands: YouTube - Merrilyn says "Look ma, no hands!"

Eye bleach warning!

 

[ROGER4314]

That fat guy shakin' leads me to a fundamental Earth shattering truism. Fat, ugly guys who ride Harleys get some of the best lookin' babes I've ever seen! If you see a beautiful babe by herself, chances are very good that she's gay. Been pooped on by that one a few times. But the babes these Hog riders get are awesome! Perhaps it's the vibration on the scooter?

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[Wolfwood]

there was a morning radio show, on a classic rock station i think, where they had asked the question "would you bang a guy just because he rides a motorcycle"

these girls would call in, and theyd setup the most crazy scenarios, "what if he was 400 lbs smelled like hore manure no hair, except for his back blah blah balh"

and the overwhelming majority said yes!
roflmao
i need a bike

 

[proforguns]

Man Wolf you left yourself wide open for that one as soon I post some more I wont be letting those slide

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

there was a morning radio show, on a classic rock station i think, where they had asked the question "would you bang a guy just because he rides a motorcycle"

these girls would call in, and theyd setup the most crazy scenarios, "what if he was 400 lbs smelled like hore manure no hair, except for his back blah blah balh"

and the overwhelming majority said yes!
roflmao
i need a bike

Where are these women??? And do they have teeth?

 

[Wolfwood]

Where are these women??? And do they have teeth?

hah, no idea, probably just saying shit for journey tickets or whatever.

 

[ROGER4314]

I had a Goldwing that I took all over the western US- twice. I met a lady named "L" online and asked if she would go for a ride on our first meeting. She said she was up for it. We rode for awhile in the nicely forested areas north of Houston. I reached back to scratch but it wasn't me I was touching. We spent the next few months together until it was over.

I met another lady who had her own bike. We met in person north of Houston so we rode around for a while. It was lunch time so I treated her to lunch at a little cafe which was almost deserted. She was very well endowed so I complemented her on her nice rack and just said "I sure would like to see those girls." Well....... yup, she did.....right there!

Bikes are a nice way to meet the ladies!

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[Wolfwood]

LoL
nice.

 

[hkusp1]

my wife actually bought one. range report to follow. LOL!!!