Might shit on the coffinCan't risk having a dementia patient up at the front - you never know what he might do.
Jump on the coffin like its a ride a 6 flags, scream IM NEXT and take a shit.Might shit on the coffin
Which may have been his best action in public all year!Might shit on the coffin
I'd give him props if he did that. It'd be the single most American thing he's ever done.Might shit on the coffin