Pagers explode across Lebanon!

[V-Tach]

 

[Gordo]

On this forum... you are a target regardless. Incorrigible... the enemy.

Well, except for a few plants...

 

[DougC]

This is a never ending story as details come out. Read more at Red State blog.

Now, a report published in the New York Post reveals that the Israeli intelligence service, Mossad, purportedly intercepted Hezbollah's shipment of pagers and loaded them with PETN, a potent high-explosive.

PETN — Pentaerythritol tetranitrate — is structurally similar to nitroglycerine, and like nitroglycerin, it has been around a while, having been created and patented in Germany in 1894, and used in military applications by Germany in World Wars 1 and 2. The use of a German-created high explosive by Mossad to ruin the whole day of a bunch of Hezbollah terrorists, well, if that's not the greatest irony of the year, it will do until a greater example comes along.


Another post from Red State blog why bad guys shouldn't take a call/page from the boss.

Now we learn that the command was a spoofed message from Hezbollah leadership.

The exploding pagers that wounded thousands of Hezbollah fighters in Lebanon Tuesday were reportedly detonated by a message impersonating the leaders of the recognized terrorist group.
Hezbollah militants all across Lebanon and parts of Syria received a message that appeared to be sent by the group’s leadership to their new pagers at 3:30 p.m. But in reality, the fake message was the trigger that set off explosives hidden in the devices, officials told the New York Times.

 

[Rafe]

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What Taco Bell location was that bathroom at?

 

[Vaquero]

My favorite thread right now.

 

[TipBledsoe]

What Taco Bell location was that bathroom at?

That would likely be the one @General Zod frequents

 

[baboon]

 

[orbitup]

Sounds like popcorn

 

[Army 1911]

Where's Achmed?
He's there, there, and everywhere.

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

Well I for one am exploding with joy. Luckily I control the detonator

 

[General Zod]

That would likely be the one @General Zod frequents

Chili cheese burritos don't do that to you. It's the beans, man. The bean-like substance they put in the burritos and crunchwraps and encehritos...

 

[zackmars]

Also reports of biometric scanners, smart devices, headsets going pop. Also recent reports and rumors that Israel is gearing up to go in to Lebanon.

Pretty slick strike. They just took out their entire comms network

 

[General Zod]

Pretty slick strike. They just took out their entire comms network

More than that. At this point every member of Hezbollah has to be terrified to touch anything the organization provided them with. Absolutely brilliant.

 

[GMann1]

 

[Younggun]

This is why we want to keep Israel as an ally. Not because we do t want them as an enemy (we do t though), but because when shit gets real they come up with the coolest and most inventive ways of killin mother fuckers.

 

[orbitup]

 

[baboon]

 

[thescoutranch]

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In all fairness, this could’ve been the result of eating at Taco Bell …

Ninja’d by Rafe

 

[MikePotts]

Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Capitol Police responded to an urgent call amid reports of a loud disturbance in the congressional offices today. Michigan Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib was later reportedly uninjured after her pager mysteriously exploded.

babylonbee.com

 

[oldag]

Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Capitol Police responded to an urgent call amid reports of a loud disturbance in the congressional offices today. Michigan Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib was later reportedly uninjured after her pager mysteriously exploded.

babylonbee.com

Yet not funny. She may well be feeding information to the muslim fanatics.