Out Of context Quote Thread

[MountainGirl]

I charged 10 bucks each, 20 with the optional alcohol wide down afterwards.

It's nice not having to pay for a change, huh.

 

[Texasgordo]

Here's some advice only go straight.

I'm afraid it's too late for some of the guys in the 30SC thread. They have this whole month to celebrate.

 

[Texasgordo]

Let Axxe know that we are all pulling for him!

Sorry but I'm not going that far, I'm just going to hope and pray he gets better.

 

[Texasgordo]

I still suffer from mild PTSD from a 100 mile tow of a fat naked middle aged dude from one of Oregon's nude beaches a decade ago!

You should probably quit daydreaming about him

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Shagged?

 

[Texasgordo]

I'll never put my lips around that the same way again...

TMI....I understand it's Pride Month and you're in Austin but still.

 

[Texasgordo]

After I relaxed a lot, I think I might have reached out and see if I could have gently touched one.

Not cool especially in the men's restroom

 

[MountainGirl]

Price drop & added 6”

I guess times are really getting tough.

 

[Wataman]

I guess times are really getting tough.

Indeed they are.. I’ll even throw in these pink pearl grips and ammo for you MountainGirl

 

[Coiled]

it is much stiffer now. Just need to figure a way to strengthen it

Personal trainer?

No, that wasn't an offer.

 

[Southpaw]

But it's at your own risk it has been 8 years since I have been in one. Good luck.

They now have apps for that 7 8 year itch. Though you might end up with a whole different kind of itch.

I eat what the locals eat when traveling.

I take it you stay out of places like San Francisco then?

 

[Texasgordo]

I have a Jeep but I don't do ducks.

I sure hope not. It's illegal and pretty gross to do that to an animal.

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

I sure hope not. It's illegal and pretty gross to do that to an animal.

Plus ducks have corkscrew penis. You probably wouldn't satisfy the duck.

 

[TreyG-20]

I need me a 20 incher.

 

[PinnedandRecessed]

I knew it was coming.

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

I knew it was coming.

Talk about doubling down

 

[MountainGirl]

I knew it was coming.

A little warning would have been nice.

 

[Iowashooter]

A little warning would have been nice.

Whoops

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

A little warning would have been nice.

Here, let me go get you a towel

 

[MountainGirl]

Here, let me go get you a towel

Thanks, better bring two.