Out Of context Quote Thread

[Sam7sf]

Forgive him, he's from Oregon. He probably got fondled 30 times just trying to GET to the urinal, so its ingrained behavior

That’s not normal?

 

[Sasquatch]

Hey wait a minute! Aren't you from Oregon too?

Lol

Yuuup!

 

[robertc1024]

Y'all better straighten up or Gordo will start giving you the eyeball - like he did to Mark.

He was likely instructed ...

Well, he had to learn it somewhere...

 

[Sam7sf]

It’s a trucking industry thing.

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Texasgordo]

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I'm from Brazoria County.

 

[popsgarland]

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[msharley]

I'm from Brazoria County.

 

[Sasquatch]

I'm from Brazoria County.

Is that where the Brazier was invented?

 

[Southpaw]

I’m exploring more abilities of newer cameras.

That's great, just keep that stuff on your Fans Only page.

 

[Moonpie]

I'm from Brazoria County.

Well. Now we know what’s wrong with you.

 

[Sasquatch]

It’s a trucking industry thing.

That reminds me - on the way back from Utah, out in some little West Texas town we stopped at a Valero, the lone counter monkey ran back into the store when we entered, he was running from the truck parking area. Dude was gayer than a $3 bill, half dressed in women's clothing despite being obviously a guy with a 5 o'clock shadow. I didn't *see* him wiping love-juice from his face, but that was the assumption we all made.

Also reminds me of that classic COPS episode in Vegas with the cross dressing trucker who got robbed by a prostitute.

Trucking industry people are weird...

That's great, just keep that stuff on your Fans Only page.

I keep thinking about starting one of these.

Premium membership would be 10.99 a month - for that you get nothing but pix of fish I catch, and maybe my ugly mug but I'd be fully clothed.

Mid tier memberships would go 7.99 - for that you still get the fish pix, but there may be feet and butt shots (tasteful, yet a hint of naughty)

The lowest tier would be a buck - its nothing but the nasty hairy nudes that'd make you burn your eyes with bleach - I mean, look at it like getting paid to stay clothed, or being black mailed into NOT getting n00ds - either way is fine.

 

[Sam7sf]

Suddenly I’m not hungry anymore.

 

[Sasquatch]

Suddenly I’m not hungry anymore.

Were you having sausage for lunch before?

 

[Sam7sf]

Were you having sausage for lunch before?

Weenies

 

[Texasgordo]

Weenies

Y'all are sick

 

[Moonpie]

This thread is a sausage fest.

 

[easy rider]

This thread has turned into the out of context, out of context quote thread.

 

[vmax]

The Lewbowski one almost made me pass myself. Thanks for the great laugh!

Like in a car or what? Thats just weird man

 

[Moonpie]