Hehehe, what I had SAPD do, and the second officer who showed up was cool (the first one was a moron - "now, nobody's in trouble boys..." I barely managed not to yell, "bullshit they aren't!"). He cuffed the little bastards together, told them they were going to jail and took 'em home the long way. Give 'em a good scare, should put them off it for a while... which was exactly what I was hoping we could do.
I'll remember the wailing when he announced they were going to jail for the rest of my life. Muhahahahaha.
I'll remember the wailing when he announced they were going to jail for the rest of my life. Muhahahahaha.