NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[seeker_two]

If I were an AI, my life would be much tidier.

Seems like the thing an AI would say....

 

[Fishkiller]

Good Morning Texicans

 

[toddnjoyce]

Howdy

 

[karlac]

Howdy

 

[Fishkiller]

Ordered a metal storage cabinet from Amazon. It showed up yesterday, assembly required. The top of said cabinet was dented and deformed on the edge. So I notified Amazon to let seller know. Meantime I assemble the thing and finagle to get the top on so the doors will work. Wife happy. Today the cabinetmaker responds with they are sending me an entire new cabinet and to keep the old one. While I’m happy things are resolved and I get a free cabinet, how much profit is in this? We paid $140.

Ok done with story

 

[blueangel64]

MURNIN PEOPLETTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kbaxter60]

If I were an AI, my life would be much tidier.

Heh. Maybe you should see Elon about getting that port installed?

 

[easy rider]

Mornin!.... Coffee!

 

[Johnny Diamond]

Lots

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[easy rider]

Ordered a metal storage cabinet from Amazon. It showed up yesterday, assembly required. The top of said cabinet was dented and deformed on the edge. So I notified Amazon to let seller know. Meantime I assemble the thing and finagle to get the top on so the doors will work. Wife happy. Today the cabinetmaker responds with they are sending me an entire new cabinet and to keep the old one. While I’m happy things are resolved and I get a free cabinet, how much profit is in this? We paid $140.

Ok done with story

While I'm sure they make a good profit off it, it's not all about profit. The cost of returning, repurposing and stocking is a factor. Plus, if they can get a good review over it, that can be a cost benefit.

 

[Tnhawk]

Ordered a metal storage cabinet from Amazon. It showed up yesterday, assembly required. The top of said cabinet was dented and deformed on the edge. So I notified Amazon to let seller know. Meantime I assemble the thing and finagle to get the top on so the doors will work. Wife happy. Today the cabinetmaker responds with they are sending me an entire new cabinet and to keep the old one. While I’m happy things are resolved and I get a free cabinet, how much profit is in this? We paid $140.

Ok done with story

Last year my wife had a missing cushion on a furniture order. A year later the company has sent four replacement cushions.

 

[Coon]

Good morning, y'all! It's a wonderful day!

 

[easy rider]

Last year my wife had a missing cushion on a furniture order. A year later the company has sent four replacement cushions.

About six months ago the mechanicals started messing up on one of my recliners. They sent the internals for the recliner, but couldn't get anyone to work on it. They brought out a new recliner and said to keep what they sent. Too much trouble to take it back. Looking up the cost of the parts they sent, it's over $400.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

Today is cheese day. Cut some cheese, I already have several times.

 

[contender buff]

 

[jimbo]

Morning

 

[General Zod]

Seems like the thing an AI would say....

New test for admins:

They're just questions. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?

 

[Sasquatch]

Morning......



Are we replacing Ben and Vaq with AI now?....

Probably merged their downloaded personalities into a super AI - a sort of proto-Skynet - that will auto-ban trolls and Californians using complex advanced Al Gore Rythmics to predict the future with a 75% probability.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Leroy Jenkins is the origin story for YOLO. Change my mind.

 

[TXAZ]

Morning. Dang it’s bright outside.