NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[contender buff]

 

[Coon]

Good morning, y'all! It's an amazing day!

 

[ZX9RCAM]

 

[Fishkiller]

Good Morning Texicans

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

 

[Eastexasrick]

Good Morning

 

[kbaxter60]

Mornin' peeps.
Whiskey man been sighted yet?

 

[prisondoc]

Mornin

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[Texas_Lone_Ranger]

'Mornin

 

[Coon]

I can get some white shoe polish and say my Ford did that. A Dodge, you might get struck by lightning...

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Somebody won the $1B+ mega millions last night.

 

[paknheat]

Somebody won the $1B+ mega millions last night.

Dang, it wasn’t me.


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[Vaquero]

I put an odd sized beef roast on the smoker at 12:30.
I got all day, so, whatever. Let's give it a try.
Wind has shifted 360° all afternoon.
Clouds rolled in and rained.
I'm still babysitting this fire and have approximately 2 hours left.
Roller coaster temps from 270° to 170°.

Weather forecaster can kiss my ass.
I might have something edible by 8:30.

 

[Iowashooter]

I put an odd sized beef roast on the smoker at 12:30.
I got all day, so, whatever. Let's give it a try.
Wind has shifted 360° all afternoon.
Clouds rolled in and rained.
I'm still babysitting this fire and have approximately 2 hours left.
Roller coaster temps from 270° to 170°.

Weather forecaster can kiss my ass.
I might have something edible by 8:30.

Good weight-loss program..

intermittent fasting…

 

[Vaquero]

Good weight-loss program..

intermittent fasting…

I do that anyway.
I eat when I'm hungry.
Sometimes, I'm not hungry.

 

[Whistler]

Had a great visit with my little brother, shot some steel, drank some great whisky and smoked nice cigars. Last day of his visit he got a wild hair and bought this over the phone.

I drove him there, he signed the paperwork and drove home to Colorado. Said he'd come get the GTI he drove down in this summer sometime.
Maybe I can sell him a trailer.

 

[Vaquero]

You can't hide money.

 

[Whistler]

Middle age crazy

 

[TipBledsoe]

10 TGT points will be awarded to the first person who can reply with Elly May Clampett's professional name.

10 bonus TGT points will be awarded to the first person who can reply with Elly May Clampett's real name (birth name).

 

[Whistler]

Fastest googler?