NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[msharley]

Thank God we've got Josef Xiden in office, imagine how much worse it would be if it was someone else (that's the sarcasm font, btw. Lol!)

Oh?

The "Pedophile On Stage"!

Pretty sorry. Redefining THAT acronym....

 

[msharley]

Drove from Savannah to Memphis to find 51 dropping to 33 in the morning and 26 on Sunday. Hated to drive back to memphis but could have busted pipes if I hadn't.

Nothing like busted plumbin' whilst away!

Thaws out?

Floods the crap outta ya! (can happen to anyone! Boiler/furnace goes down? No one home...?? Yikes....)

 

[msharley]

Hey Texicans,

Went to the Mexican Joint last night, for the Enchilada Plate w/Guac Salad & side of Refries.

Espied a Chevy there, with Texican Plates.

What walks by my table?

But....a feller a wearin'.........

PINK CROCS!

Just shook my fool haid.....

 

[ZX9RCAM]

R.I.P. Lance Reddick.

 

[seeker_two]

Man...St Patrick's day. A day of stereotypes and hurtful distortions of my Irish heritage. If I wasn't so drunk I'd go kick someone's ass over it.

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My ancestors were Protestants.....wanna fight?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Suspect in several downtown burglaries has been arrested 63 times: HPD

 

[General Zod]

My ancestors were Protestants.....wanna fight?

My ancestors stopped caring about that once they started migrating west - they went to the church that was availalbe! So...I'm a Protestant. My great-grandfather was a Methodist minister!



But I'll still fight ya. LOL

 

[Sam7sf]

15 hour Friday. Definitely going to sleep in.

 

[country_boy]

What a bizarre evening.

That storm blew through last night blew my neighbors transformer 5 houses down afterwards, he didn’t have power I did.
I was upstairs the whole time.
His tv this morning was messed up, finally started working right.

Well tonight I’m trying to watch tv downstairs. I couldn’t get it to do half of what I was trying to do. After two hours I finally figured out it was on demo mode. How it got on that mode oh and all the settings changed I don’t know.

 

[Sam7sf]

Hey Texicans,

Went to the Mexican Joint last night, for the Enchilada Plate w/Guac Salad & side of Refries.

Espied a Chevy there, with Texican Plates.

What walks by my table?

But....a feller a wearin'.........

PINK CROCS!

Just shook my fool haid.....

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My pink crocs bring all the boys to the yard. They’re like those are better than yours.

 

[candcallen]

What a bizarre evening.

That storm blew through last night blew my neighbors transformer 5 houses down afterwards, he didn’t have power I did.
I was upstairs the whole time.
His tv this morning was messed up, finally started working right.

Well tonight I’m trying to watch tv downstairs. I couldn’t get it to do half of what I was trying to do. After two hours I finally figured out it was on demo mode. How it got on that mode oh and all the settings changed I don’t know.

Power surges can be a bitch.

 

[Sam7sf]

Tomorrow I should shoot a Glock in pink crocs.

 

[easy rider]

Tomorrow I should shoot a Glock in pink crocs.

Then come on over, I'll take you to do some overhead welding.

 

[popsgarland]

Tomorrow I should shoot a Glock in pink crocs.

Thanks for NOT showing me you pink Glock last time I was at your house.

 

[Sam7sf]

Drinking beer and watching National lampoons vacation. What a classic.

 

[msharley]

Then come on over, I'll take you to do some overhead welding.

Inconel?

Hastalloy??

 

[Wudidiz]

Good mornin fellow gun toters

 

[Moonpie]

Mornin y’all.

How y’all are?

 

[kbaxter60]

Mornin' peeps.
No. I was not planning to be up yet on a Saturday.
Talk to The wakeful granddaughter.

 

[FNORD]

Good morning y’all!



Whatever you do have a great day.