NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[Charlie]

I'd call what we have a "continuous/intermittent" gusts! Hah!

 

[karlac]

Morning

Snow in the forecast this afternoon, but unlikely to stick.

Starting to feel like maybe, just maybe, the forced remodel, with all new windows throughout and added fireplace, might have been worth ALL the 2021 bullshit?

… jury’s still out.

 

[easy rider]

Mornin!.... Coffee!

 

[Coiled]

Then she will love me.......
You're just a motorcyclist.

There's no denying you're a badass. BTW, what are you riding these days?

 

[Axxe55]

Our weather forecast is showing some colder weather for the next few days, but no rain being forecast until lat next week. Cold and wet ain't fun at all!

 

[Coiled]

She would have looked better without the gay bike and grumpy old man.

Don't bore others by stating the obvious. That's just rude, even for a trucker.

 

[Coiled]

Made a quick trip down to matagorda to help my sister break in her new camper. Went to bed with clear skies and mild temps, woke up to gale force winds. As soon as the girls get up we're going to throw this old 4runner into 4 high and see how far we can get down the beach.

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You're not concerned the trailer could blow over?
Be safe, have fun.

 

[jrbfishn]

There's no denying you're a badass. BTW, what are you riding these days?

Sadly, after 3 major crash and burns and a bunch of minor ones, it hurt just to sit on one anymore. I do miss it though.

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[benenglish]

May YOUR asshole develop taste buds for posting this.

It is possible to chemically fool your brain into thinking your rectum has taste buds. Trust me; I know this from experience.

Ben,

That's too cryptic for me to understand....whaaaaaaat?

What kind of drugs caused that?

Absolutely true story. I hope one of the medical professionals on the forum will back me up but it doesn't matter, really. This happened to me and I can still remember it like it was yesterday.

I was having a heart cath. The conversation in the cath lab:

• Cardiologist: We're going to inject some dye into your bloodstream to help us see the blood flow in and around your heart. It will make you feel flush. It will also produce a strong metallic taste in your mouth and rectum.
• Me: Huh?
• Cardiologist: Yeah, you'll taste metal with both your mouth and rectum. You'll see. Just understand that however weird it feels, that's normal and you're OK.
• Me: OK

I didn't believe him. I didn't believe it was possible. Then they injected the dye and, sure enough, I got a strong metallic taste in my mouth. I also strongly tasted metal with my rectum. It was exactly the same sensation, just as strong, in both locations. For about a minute or a bit more, I would have sworn I had taste buds in my rectum.

 

[BillM]

Absolutely true story. I hope one of the medical professionals on the forum will back me up but it doesn't matter, really. This happened to me and I can still remember it like it was yesterday.

I was having a heart cath. The conversation in the cath lab:

• Cardiologist: We're going to inject some dye into your bloodstream to help us see the blood flow in and around your heart. It will make you feel flush. It will also produce a strong metallic taste in your mouth and rectum.
• Me: Huh?
• Cardiologist: Yeah, you'll taste metal with both your mouth and rectum. You'll see. Just understand that however weird it feels, that's normal and you're OK.
• Me: OK

I didn't believe him. I didn't believe it was possible. Then they injected the dye and, sure enough, I got a strong metallic taste in my mouth. I also strongly tasted metal with my rectum. It was exactly the same sensation, just as strong, in both locations. For about a minute or a bit more, I would have sworn I had taste buds in my rectum.

That almost makes me understand what she meant when my grandma would say, "That just makes my ass wanna dip snuff!", when I was a kid.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Sadly, after 3 major crash and burns and a bunch of minor ones, it hurt just to sit on one anymore. I do miss it though.

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This....

 

[candcallen]

Absolutely true story. I hope one of the medical professionals on the forum will back me up but it doesn't matter, really. This happened to me and I can still remember it like it was yesterday.

I was having a heart cath. The conversation in the cath lab:

• Cardiologist: We're going to inject some dye into your bloodstream to help us see the blood flow in and around your heart. It will make you feel flush. It will also produce a strong metallic taste in your mouth and rectum.
• Me: Huh?
• Cardiologist: Yeah, you'll taste metal with both your mouth and rectum. You'll see. Just understand that however weird it feels, that's normal and you're OK.
• Me: OK

I didn't believe him. I didn't believe it was possible. Then they injected the dye and, sure enough, I got a strong metallic taste in my mouth. I also strongly tasted metal with my rectum. It was exactly the same sensation, just as strong, in both locations. For about a minute or a bit more, I would have sworn I had taste buds in my rectum.

Ohhhhh

TMI!

 

[benenglish]

This....

I'm wimpier. I continued to ride even after my first serious crash, after my hip healed and I could walk again. It was a car crash that convinced me to give up my bike. I always knew I could accelerate faster, stop quicker, and was far more aware of my surroundings when I was on a bike. I truly believed I would never be in a serious crash because I would see it developing and avoid it.

Then I totaled a car in a crash that wasn't my fault, a crash that started with three cars, three lanes off to my right, who all decided to crash into each other at the same time. One of them shot directly across the road and pushed the passenger door of my sister's 1977 Lincoln Continental halfway to the center console.

Afterwards, the investigating officer told me the woman who hit me was convinced she had hit the concrete center divider.

My take on the whole thing? I clearly saw it developing and happening. I knew exactly what was going to happen. But bike or car, nothing could have gotten out of the way. If I'd been on my bike, I'd be dead. I would have seen my death coming for a tenth of a second but I'd still be dead.

Never rode after that. But I still miss it.

 

[benenglish]

Ohhhhh

TMI!

Hey, they asked in another thread. I thought it best to move the answer to the Post Whore thread.

I'm nothing if not open with people.

 

[Axxe55]

This....

I miss it just about every day, and more when I read about other member's road trips on bikes.

The accidents and old age caught up with me as well.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Yeah, my 1979 Turbo Mustang in 1979....

 

[Axxe55]

Yeah, my 1979 Turbo Mustang in 1979....


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That's a bad one Cam. You're lucky to be here, I have seen lesser accidents where people died.

 

[Charlie]

Yeah, my 1979 Turbo Mustang in 1979....


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Ouch!

 

[candcallen]

I was thinking about getting a bike again. Just to get around town here. Not sure if I'd venture out beyond frisco or across the lake and no way in hell I'd go on 380 or 35.

But my daughter wants to learn to ride and I dont know if I can bring myself to do that.

Sold my last Intruder in 2000

 

[Charlie]

I rolled my '65 Mustang off a wet dirt road about 50 years ago with no damage to me. But it definitely did a number on the vehicle