Morning Y'all. Or something to that effect.
I need coffee.
What? It’s still morning?
Dang the luck!
Time to start another pot of coffee......
One of the first things I do upon waking, otherwise I wouldn't be able to talk civilized in here.I need to start the first one. But I need coffee to get the oomph needed to start it!
One of the first things I do upon waking, otherwise I wouldn't be able to talk civilized in here.
DAMMIT! I NEED ANOTHER CUP!
Mawning misfits
We would have lots of head for a Monday... what a great way to wake up.
A day without coffee?Maybe I should just skip coffee on Monday morning, and go straight to beer. Yeah! Now there's an idea!
A day without coffee?
No way!
Yeah I watched it yesterday and thought it was great.If any of you have Netflix with streaming, Extraction is a pretty good flick.
I have to commend the Laredo police department for bringing in these fugitives from justice. Just think of it, rogue hairstylists running in our streets! I hope the informants got paid well, not to mention the man hours they must have had to spend bringing these two to justice, and hope this sends out a message to any who feel the need to dabble in styling hair:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ting-offering-beauty-salon-services-home.html
If you are easily offended, do not read the remainder of this post.
Frack AFTERNOONS, Frack THE POSTAL SERVICE AND F U C K THE IRS but MOST OF ALL F.U.C.K. THE CPA WHO DID MY TAXES! I received my tax refund check today. Did you catch that; I mean who the **** receives a refund check. My arsehat CPA did not file my taxes for direct deposit for some unknown reason so they sent me a check! The check was torn, the top right corner (as you look at it) was torn off. I taped it back on, it was in the torn envelope. What do you think my bank will say - frack you arsehat we do not accept it! Or will they say - **** you arsehat - we accepted it but the IRS would not accept it because it was mutilated and thus we are charging you a huge fee for a check you deposited but that bounced! Maybe I am worried about nothing but I have had this happen before with a refund check and my bank tried to charge me a big fee because it bounced - due to it having been torn just like this one! It was made good in the long run and I did not have to pay the fee but what a pain in the ass was it to get corrected. And today, I called the IRS and the recording said they have a very limited staff due to COVID-19. My luck would be nonexistent on most days except for bad luck!
Thanks for the laugh - I needed that! No there was not but I also got a letter from the IRS about the stimulus payment signed by facsimile of his signature.I just gotta know... was there a pic of Trump on the check?