I'd be happy to send some of the oilfield traffic out your way.Yer out in the Permian Basin. That's different. Way different.
Haskell, Stamford, Anson, Knox City, Roby, Rotan, Noodle, Aspermont, etc.....
This is cowboy country. Manners and morals still matter.
Just bide yer time when the old farm truck is idling down the FM road. Wave to the locals.
I digress.
I'll be in touch with OP and have a proper welcome.